Mohit Jain

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A few months back, I was with my girl, and she just did my hair and used a hair clutch. The Swiggy guy called me to deliver the food, and I just went down to get it. There was a family sitting right in front of me, and they were smiling at me, including the delivery guy.

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@HemanNamo Holy molly that was smooth af

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@RiseBharata It took them so long to deport the garbage back to where it belongs.

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@ShashiUniyal95 DINK is such a great concept- Just travel the world, make money, spoil yourself, have the freedom to do whatever you want.

Raising children in 2026 is an expensive hobby in itself lol. Having kids is a choice and reproductive rights is also a thing.

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@chisomholic

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@DeepikaBhardwaj Mera Eiffel tower ka trip abhi baaki hai ye log tower na uda de bas 🥲

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@himalayanguy_7 Tasty? Yes. Healthy? Not really. Protein kam hai isme🫪 idli dosa chawal se bante mostly carbs.

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@ResdyHarsha @Flipkart @flipkartsupport @WorkAtFlipkart @FlipkartStories @SellonFK @Flipkartminutes @flipkart_tech @FlipkartEnables @FashionConclave @FlipkartAds Happened with me 3 times back to back lol. Flipkart is trash and I stand by my word.

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@DeepikaBhardwaj “Dignity” classic “The joke writes itself” cheat karne ke baad izzat hai kaha jo lutegi🤣

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@143_pushpendra @Flipkart @jagograhakjago Upar se ye gadhe log galat product pakda dete hai har baar🤣

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Going back to an ex is like eating food ten people warned you tastes like shit, then convincing yourself your taste buds are different. 💀

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@enough_yt I have been uninstalling and reinstalling apps to do this because apple refuses to give us the small features that are essential lol. @Apple will introduce this in 2030 and tag it as innovation.

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@Wegiveyouhealt1 There are websites online that sells likes, comments, views and everything for dirt cheap price.

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@BlackGHORST Bro has a vibrator up somewhere, he keeps shaking🫪

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@rajagrahari_ @OlaElectric @bhash @OlaEV_Support @jagograhakjago @jaagograhakjago @bhash is bande se kuch ni hona🤣 jo business touch kiya ya shuru kiya sabko duba diya isne. Pata nahi kaisa Agarwal hai jise business nahi aata ho🤣 Getting ola was my biggest mistake

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@Starlink Then stop the whining? Just wait in the queue like rest of the other businesses for further approval.

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@RIL_Updates Indian company. However, The issue is when your executives keep calling us to recharge our mobile while I get just 1 bar of tower in my home. Now enlighten me, why would I pay for something when I can’t even utilise the full benefits of it?

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@RIL_Updates We know that for a fact that you are inline for the approval too.

However, Jio entered the market by bearing loss to destroy the competitors and now we see a monopoly where Jio and Airtel increases their price as and when they wish.

As a nationalist, I will always support an I

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@indiakabull @DrSJaishankar @narendramodi Can someone ask him about the Iran situation 😆🤣

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@DeepikaBhardwaj There are plenty of sane women out there who doesn’t have a problem standing in a PUBLIC transport. It is a PUBLIC transport not a WOMEN only transport for a reason.

People with victim mindset can’t be treated😆

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@GBudhau There is a reason why I never help financially. It is better to make my life better than help someone who won’t pay you back.