Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳

[#Dear_Crush 😘 #Kha_Ho_Tum 🥺]

Tea + You + Me = Perfect combination 😍

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

She : How many push-up you can do ?
Me : 5, aur agar tum niche ho to 50

*#again_blocked*😭😭

[STORYTELLER 🐦 @Parveenm475_]

#Onlyfans

is proof women have no problem being sexulalized as long as they get paid for it...!!

[सेंटी (मम्मी का मगरमच्छ) @mr_hodak]

चंद्रयान चांद तक पहुंच गया
लेकिन मैं तुम तक न पहुंच पाया !
#मेरी_चांद😌🥺 🥰

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

जो प्रेमीजन अपनी प्रेमिका को चांद कह कर बुलाते थे उनको कोई धीरे से बता दो कि चांद पर विक्रम चढ़ गया है।
#Chandrayaan3 🚀🚀🚀

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

Me: Bhai happy friendship day!

Dost: Ja aaj tujhe chutiya nahi bolunga chutiye.

#HappyFriendshipDay2023

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

She: Tum beard mein bohot achhe lagte ho !

Me: Aur tum clean shaved!

*Phirse blocked*

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

Relationship Status :

Mera hath thak chuka hai kisi ki ungliyan thak chuki ho to batana.

[Til wali Kanya🤌🏻 @UPkiKanyaaa]

when he asks "aaj khaane mein kya hai", and she replied "sirf main"

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

Me : Honeymoon ke liye greece kaisa rahega ?

She : Sarso ka tel hi theek hai !😕

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

She - Kya dekhte ho ?
Me-s00rat tumhaari !

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

@ProSheikhIsrael

[TANGENT @pra_tea_k]

Jald ameer banne vala hu guys

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

Once a wise women said
"Ruko bhejti hu"

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

#Meshestory

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

#Meshestory

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

#Meshestory

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

@Eng_emoji Kafi bda andolan hai mai bhi police ki akele iss andolan ko dbane ki ninda krta hu..hme bhi moka milna chahiye..😐😐

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

मैं मोहब्बत का गरीब मजदूर,
तुम इश्क की सहजादी हो!!
मैं सीधा-सादा नेक इंसान
पड़ोसन तुम एक नंबर की हरामजादी हो !

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

#Meshestory

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

#Meshestory

[Meri Crush Aayegi 😭🥳 @MeShestory]

#Meshestory