Shit Stepf says

Bagels, yoga and OMG, yes, obviously I like dogs.

[Shit Stepf says @MeStepf]

sparkling Riesling totally works for me 🪨 #winesplash #rieslingtrocken #wineconnection

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Stepf approved cosmetic routine: Rinsing my hair with apple cider vinegar gets rid of all the hard minerals
#hairhealth #HairyGoddess #hairsplash

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OMG guys, I’m way too warm under this mink blanket.
#minksplash #minkburrito #staysexy

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If you’re gonna buy a bottle of wine, don’t do it here. The most expensive bottle only costs like 19 EUR...
#winesplash #WineWednesday

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Germany... so behind on the gluten-free game.

#glutensplash #glutengirls #ByebyeBernddasbrot

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Hey Schatz, wir müssen unser partner workout auf 13:30 verschieben.

#sweatingchampagne #YogaGirlS #gymsplash

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F: Schatz, wie schmeckt‘s?
A: ne, ich versteh einfach nicht wie man halbtrockenen Prosecco kaufen kann!
#shitemilsays

[Shit Stepf says @MeStepf]

Someone: Happy Birthday, Stepf!
Someone else: What do you wanna do for your birthday?
Me: Maultaschen and face masks?
#birthdaysplash #facialized #beautyinside

[Shit Stepf says @MeStepf]

I will call my dog Nippels. BTW can we have a dog?
@dog_rates

#fourleggedrats #poopinthelivingroom #peesplash

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Missing my horsies so much.
#bigdogs #horsegirl #specialfriend #spiderhorse

[Shit Stepf says @MeStepf]

If @LouMilieu breaks one more mug in my dreams, I swear I will end him.
#dreammugs #floorsplash

[Shit Stepf says @MeStepf]

Which of my barbour jackets should i wear today, @TOMFORD?

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explain yourself @BradPittWeb

[Shit Stepf says @MeStepf]

All for Brad Pitt's abs in Troy. But why do so many horsies have to die?

[Shit Stepf says @MeStepf]

Me: *eats lunch*
Also me: What’s for dinner?

[Shit Stepf says @MeStepf]

How can people survive without facial mist?
#facialfriday #splashsplash #nocountryforoldwomenwithdryskin

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Louis. Louis! Louuuuuis! LOUIS!!!
#supersplash #stayhydrated #LouMilieu

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Very hungy for chickie nuggies.
Joggy to the Späti for Aperol Spritzi.
Wearing gloves for my fingies.

#chickengirls #haikugame #splashmountain