Steve Uribe Jr

I am man! I have a brain!

[Steve Uribe Jr @MeSteveU]

Huckabee makes the case for term limits. But only for SCUTOS. But his words work for all government. http://t.co/kPDmhnClu1

[Steve Uribe Jr @MeSteveU]

Monday is the spoiled brat kid of Sunday and Saturday! They got drunk on a Friday and accidentally had Monday.

[Jay Whittaker @ItsJayWhittaker]

Today I burned a Confederate Flag while a white woman kissed me. @catpalmer took the pic

[Steve Uribe Jr @MeSteveU]

I miss wonder showzen. I remember first time I watched it, I thought I was lucid dreaming.

[Salt Lake City Weekly @CityWeekly]

.@GavinsUndrgrnd: Local stand-up comic Sam Poulter http://t.co/FHh1qCV4hs #SLC #Comedy

[Christian Pieper @pieperoni]

July 5, ADRENALINE returns to @Wiseguysutah . Show's at 7:30, featuring @ComedianMarcus, @Abigailharriso & more!

[Jackson Banks @JackzyBanksy]

Camp Jacky has returned!

http://t.co/H8zs030ZNS

[Steve Uribe Jr @MeSteveU]

Hey @_vincevaughn, I'm in a dodgeball tourney tonight. What are the 5 D's again?

[Steve Uribe Jr @MeSteveU]

If you are a boss and offer lunch for your guys, then bring little Caesars pizza, you are an asshole.

[Steve Uribe Jr @MeSteveU]

You wanna know the real threat to traditional marriage? Magic Mike XXL!

[Steve Uribe Jr @MeSteveU]

If you can't take your church hat off when working for the state, here is an idea, stop working for the state! #separation #EqualityForAll

[Steve Uribe Jr @MeSteveU]

That moment when a US senator calls equality and healthcare for citizens "the darkest 24 hours in our nations history." WHAT THE FUCK???

[SteveMc7nelly📍 @stevemcomedy]

A mini Utah tour is just about set with some good friends! Come see us and enjoy the laughter!… https://t.co/S8ZdUDDEXU

[Meli$$a Merlot @MelissaMerlot]

#comedy with me in #August

[Steve Uribe Jr @MeSteveU]

Bet $10 @realDonaldTrump loves Taco Tuesday and has had a maid named Maria at least once!

[Steve Uribe Jr @MeSteveU]

The thought of losing a limb at work is entertaining. No more work, settlement, disability, and cool story. My luck tho, right arm. Fuck!

[Steve Uribe Jr @MeSteveU]

Yea I love you life, I'm just not in love with you.

[Steve Uribe Jr @MeSteveU]

Oh you support "traditional" marriage? Let me guess, you also support traditional divorce too huh? #yousoundstupid #itscalledequality

[Steve Uribe Jr @MeSteveU]

I hop up in my spaceship and leave earth motherfucker I'm gone!

[Steve Uribe Jr @MeSteveU]

Drinking and going out in the sun. Two ideas that are awesome on their own, but when combined, equal hell! Hot sloppy hell!