MeVsZombie

I play old fighting games and listen to distasteful techno.

[MeVsZombie @MeVsZombie]

"yeah dude when ragna is top tier it means blazblue is honest"

blazblue where ragna is top tier :

[Toru @kimlambdoll]

#GGST

[Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt]

Good morning

[MeVsZombie @MeVsZombie]

My cortisol is at all time lows. I'm happy at my job, I have a solid rainy day fund, I'm playing old arcsys games again, and I picked up Izanami because fuck blazblue players.

[Jalen “Millertime” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[Nergal @Plasma_Legion]

TOMINO DID IT AGAIN

[MeVsZombie @MeVsZombie]

@LudiFGC Yeah but that clip is still anyone's game which is some unprecedented level of horseshit that made mk9 based.

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

😭😭

[H@nk @HnkEcho]

"the worst thing she can say is no"

[awnrii @awnrii]

healing rite
#pocket #deadlock

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐬 (Golden Age Arc) @myth_pilot]

“You will live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension”

[hosses🇻🇳 @Hosses21]

Lore acurate Vyper

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag. aura farming effortlessly.

then history gets brought up, she says it

“i like roman history”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what period”

she said “i’m into ancient rome”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the 2nd punic war”

she looked confused

i kept going

“hannibal crossing the alps? are you fucking kidding me? Trebia and Lake Trasimene? Fabian strategy? Hannibal’s double envelopment at Cannae?

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “don’t even get me started on hasdrubal barca”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow roman history”

she said “I literally have a spqr tattoo.”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. nuked. just like the carthaginian fleet at ecnomus.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to like roman history and not know anything about the 2nd punic war

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked just like your ex what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more

[DREAM CHASER @Whateverface381]

I gotta control my language now

[anti boymoder boymoder club @boymoderology]

"if only I could make other ships aware of my presence in the mist!"

> the humble ship's horn:

[Chenpai @chenposter]

Quiet leaf

[youreashotgun @youreashotgun]

if they put me on the hidden king track

[big headass bong yoda @gummysalamander]

in your 20s you will have a roommate who doesn’t do the dishes. it is important that you kill them

[kowai @iamkowai]

This is really funny and im proud to say im the artist for every single one of these petahs 😎