I am me Natalie

Can I go home now?

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@themanfrmnowhr @max_spero_ @nabeelqu AI works on averages, so it tends to produce similar structures each time. Humans don't write to the mean, so you see more variation.

Yes, it is trained on human writing, but it doesn't produce writing in the same way, which makes the output close but not the same.

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@NickBlow @hrishio @nabeelqu I've tested Pangram and GPTZero extensively, not done originalityai, apparently the other top one, because I'm not made of money, and had no false positives or negatives.

It's a pity that most are steaming trash because people put work into them and assume they're all the same.

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@smokepetrol @hrishio @nabeelqu Good point. Because the results are the *likelihood* that a text is written by AI, a 100% score reflects strong patterns across the entire text. (Caveat: only applies to accurate detectors, not the trash dartboard ones)

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@themanfrmnowhr @rajivmovva @nabeelqu So, it's basically just constantly remixing Beloved, hey? :)

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@GuyInSF2 @rajivmovva @nabeelqu Maybe what will drive Skynet to finally destroy humanity is being given too many crappy essays to write.

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@zsitter @nabeelqu @brianluidog I think so. I'm a high school English teacher, and I feel like these judges are where I was three years ago. Back then, I couldn't fathom how anyone could ever pick it. Then I was continually assaulted with it by lazy students, and now I can almost smell it.

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It’s okay @mitskileaks, we hate Murdoch too. You didn’t upset us!

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@NewEnglandTrad @SomebodyGr8t @theisabelb It does, though. We should always check things before sharing them, otherwise we risk spreading misinformation.

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@planefag @SurtseyAna @kasukalan I would also suggest 'pockets' instead of 'trouser pockets'. There is no need for a noun phrase as the trousers are of no importance to the scene. Why include details that don't add anything to the story?

And why include 'hang man' in italics? It treats the reader like an idiot.

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@twilightbenriya @MAGICALGAYMERS Hummed sharply, of course. Honestly, I wouldn't want to claim a novel with so little language variation.

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@PJBrizzle @RonFilipkowski That frog has actual magical powers.

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Hey, @newscomauHQ, I don’t want to open your homepage to see an autoplay video of people being murdered. Who thought putting footage of Trump bombing three people in a speedboat on your homepage was appropriate?

It’s horrific and traumatising. Do better.

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@noahtheG1979 @PromosOver @realDonaldTrump That’s not mocking his death. That is critiquing the reaction to it.

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@ShaneWilhoite @PromosOver @realDonaldTrump I thought you guys were all about releasing the Epstein files to own the Dems. Which one is it?

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@kate_p45 As he is American born, you’re more than happy for him to run, yes?

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@kate_p45 Don’t think you’d be saying this if he was a white, Christian born in England.

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@realDonaldTrump

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@Matthewtravis08 Apparently arresting kitchen hands is important to America’s safety that they can’t be held to the same standards as those arresting murderers. Ted Bundy was given more protection in his arrest than a kitchen worker.

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@LongTimeHistory We

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