Harsh Vardhan

Har marz ki dawa 🙂

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Modi ji ne US pe hamla isliye nahi kiya quki baarish aur badal nahi the aur hum radar mei pakde jaate 🙂

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Dilli ka mausam bhi dilli k logon ki tarah bakchod ho chuka h 🫠

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Agar tum ek hi ladki se 2 alag jagha alag baat kar rhe ho toh samjh lo tumhara toh naas ho liya byiii 🫠

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Madam ko thand na lage isliye roz apni harkato se uska khoon khaulata hu🙂

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Kuch bhi itna sambhal ke nahi rakhna chahiye ki waqt aane pe wo mile hi na 🫠

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Instagram ke algorithm ki mkb 🫠

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August chala gya par uski manhusiyat nahi gyi 😌😌

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Not made for each other but mad for each other 🙂

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Bad news for beers, I woke up ✨

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My Pookie is always Bhooki 🫠

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I love Pahad but Pahadan loves me more ✨

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Life se zyada #RCB se niraash hu. 🙂

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Cops are the true memer ���

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Aadmi uhi nahi chillata, aurat usai majboor karti h. ✨

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Mai itna introvert hu ki #zomato pe order deke delivery wale ka call nhi uthata 🥲

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Saal ke pehle din hi gaand lag gyi 🥲

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Mai itna beth gaya hu ki mera bed beth gaya hai. 🥲

#iambadass

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Aaj tak ek bhi billi kaata hua rasta paar nahi kiya... fir bhi life mei sab bura ho rha h 🙂

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Jo banda gyan deke gaand dede na wo banda, banda hi nhi hota. 🙂

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Jese hi move on karne lagta hu tabhi heartbroken reel dikh jaati h 🙂