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co1 | she was my favorite person to high five

[idan @Kingdvvidd]

"Lord if a nigga was meant to be alone at least take away this desire to be loved"

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Me stuck in a meeting that has nothing to do with me but the manager still wants me in

[s44nti @s44nti]

cuando ves que tu cuarto se está volviendo demasiado desordenado y te das cuenta de que algo anda mal y no es solo el cuarto el que está desordenado

[Peter Jackson @MJTweetzz1]

The moment you realise you're not watching a regular horror film.

[not_x @Me_Smithh]

gbewaaaaaaaaaaa ejorrr

[onepython @mid3python]

Girls that like you >>>>

Some of you are double texting and chasing babes that don't really send you like that. Good luck o

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Adam Silver says next season’s schedule is on hold until LeBron makes his decision ⏳👀

"We have to finish up the schedule and where LeBron plays affects the schedule ... opening week, Christmas. So I need him to make a decision."

(via Game Plan, @CNBCSport @boardroom)

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

You haven’t truly experienced love until you’ve raced to Italy to stop your vampire boyfriend from sparkling to death in public.

[gst @wearegst]

The federal government budgeted ₦393.29 billion for streetlights.

If you spent ₦1 million every single day, it would take you more than 1,000 years to spend that amount.

Source: @BudgITng

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

my idea of a risky text is asking for a favor

[cole @wyacole]

How it feels to have a gift for someone but you can't tell them yet

[Faruq Atofarati @_atofarati]

when you see their sons and daughters on the street of Abuja you will think Allah is not answering your own prayers 😂

[gst @wearegst]

It gets worse.

The Federal Co-operative College, Oji River (a polytechnic in Enugu) was handed ₦320.74 billion for projects it has no business executing.

Here are just a few:

₦1 billion to purchase and install solar streetlights across Enugu East.
₦1.5 billion for town electrification in Rivers South-East Senatorial District.
₦1 billion to procure digital learning devices for schools in Kogi Central.
₦1 billion to carry out road repairs in Ondo Central.
₦900 million to purchase and distribute outboard boat engines to youths in Delta State.
₦900 million to supply tactical security vehicles for patrol operations in the South-South.

[trippl 🤍 @tripplsett_]

😂😂

[reaction media @rottedmedia]

man screaming in the shower reaction video meme

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

All the below belongs to one man. Just one man o

While you and I are struggling to pay rent for substandard houses.

If one of them can own things like this, now wonder the magnitude of things these guys have under their belts.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I'm completely burnt out, but i still have to work because i need the money to live

[Short Skirt Advocate II @Uncle_homepage]

Says who?
Foundational whatever does it all the time

[Prof™ @OOlusore]

I think we are now getting closer to those ‘Powerful Men’ sponsoring Terrorism in Nigeria.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

If you still need anyone to tell you who is behind the abductions, killings and banditry, you are either a special kind of naive or a special kind of stupid.