N. S. Estes

Kentucky born & raised with the accent to prove it. #270 #UK #GoCATS #cayuts

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I counted [143] #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/y39wJNBEP3

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@rlehane I didn’t think to google before the fore said tweet. However, it’s more aggressive than you think.

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At what size does a cup become a bucket?

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Now that I’m on vacation for a week, I can see how the non-essentials been living.

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Watching a movie called The VelociPastor where a WereRaptor/Priest fights Ninjas. So that’s where I’m at.

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There is not enough essential ppl working in Lexington to warrant 5pm traffic. #GoHome

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I honestly believe that I can do a 30-minute TED Talk on the aggregate culmination of toilet paper and Groupthink Theory as it relates in our society today. Stay Tuned America, you have nothing better to do.

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I’m not saying I can be your Grocery Plug, but I do have a particular set of skills that can scout when things are arriving and acquire them with no questions asked. 👀

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The most exciting thing in my life atm is being able to wear jeans until further notice, due to the world’s current state.

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If time was seen the same way liquid is, would deja vu be considered backwash?

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@ukfantdav How are you supposed to clean out the gutters if you can’t even grab a ladder?

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@ukfantdav #PraiseMayonnaise?

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Mayonnaise Twitter, please explain.

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Still find Step Brothers as funny as it was the first time I saw it.

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Not the way I want to see a main event end

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@VictoriaW_15 Don’t eat Cane’s, I’ll just give you the sauce recipe.

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3 days until Lex....

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@tclark91 @ukfantdav @WorldWideHamzah Sometimes you just can tell when the market begins to turn and just get ahead of it.

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Glad my iCloud doesn’t wan work so now I’ve lost 2 yrs worth of photos to my new phone. Send them my way ppl

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“One could say I’m like a turkey, walking around the farm trying to control everything.” One of the best self descriptions I’ve ever heard.

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If Brunch is real, why do I get weird looks when I put sausage gravy on top of mashed potatoes?