Unwell: A Midwestern Gothic Mystery

[Street Medic @RndmStreetMedic]

"Why are there so many people in SNAP?! You all need to get to work!"

Excluding children and elderly individuals, the reason why so many people are on SNAP is because this country allows businesses to pay people unlivable wages, which effectively makes SNAP a corporate subsidy.

[spooky jupi🦇༉‧₊˚. @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[Sprouts🌱 @ Furpoc @coolartcorner]

currently the mood rn

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

no wars ended
cost of living still high
economy imploding
unlimited money to israel
trumps in epstein files
workers getting kidnapped everywhere

at least he banned trans athletes!
at least he’s canceling kimmel!

you’re an easily tricked adult and a fucking loser

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
https://t.co/W9qMQw7KfL

[Shaiel Ben-Ephraim @academic_la]

Jews need to get over the lie that the Holocaust special and we are unique victims for experiencing it. It was a horrific genocide. All genocides are horrific, including the one in Gaza. We don’t have a monopoly on victimhood and we don’t have any excuses for perpetrating our own genocide.

[coli (accepting of feminine power) 𓆝 @pump_upthejam_]

Adding “!!” after sentences so they know im friendly and kind, the one who understands

[jynx @jynxbby]

manifesting a high paying low effort remote job

[roberto updates 🇵🇸 @robertoupdates]

i have to make roberto his own tortilla so he doesn’t steal from the rest of the stack

[ADHD weirdo @ADHD_weirdo_]

2 types of ADHDers:

1️⃣ Spend the entire day in “waiting mode” because there’s a Thing at 1pm.
2️⃣ “Thing at 1 pm? Great, I’ll just do 37 ‘quick’ things first.