Carlie Collier

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

WHO WANTS A @JoshAllenQB SIGNED HELMET ⁉️

𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥 + #ProBowlVote

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[Carlie Collier @MeadeCarlie]

Vote. Them. All. Out.

[jas @jjashole]

we had 24 hr walmarts & $1 mcchickens.
we had it all.

[Carlie Collier @MeadeCarlie]

This 4 month sleep regression has me wanting to get spayed.

[Carlie Collier @MeadeCarlie]

@candlelithell Get it frozen! It helps a lot with the sourness. Also you can add strawberry, mango, etc. and you can ask for sugar on the rim instead of salt.

[Carlie Collier @MeadeCarlie]

No I hate seeing this because the dog on the left is not an “award winning AKC frenchie” he is out of standard and never won points in a show for good reason. Don’t even get me started on Hawbucks unethical breeding practices. Hating brachy breeds is not a personality trait.

[Carlie Collier @MeadeCarlie]

How is pregnancy brain you ask? I just drove 20 min to my appointment only to find out it’s tomorrow instead of today… help

[Carlie Collier @MeadeCarlie]

On todays episode of ‘what did I cry about because I’m pregnant’: leaving my dogs for less than 24 hours…

[Carlie Collier @MeadeCarlie]

When Goku get neutered next week I’m throwing a freaking party.

[Carlie Collier @MeadeCarlie]

Every time I see the ice rink in Pennington I’m like ohhh I want to go.. and then I remember I’m pregnant. Maybe next year.

[Carlie Collier @MeadeCarlie]

Just so everyone knows, @Airbnb sucks.

[Carlie Collier @MeadeCarlie]

Weird craving of the day: soup from the Dixie stampede

[Carlie Collier @MeadeCarlie]

I get one caffeinated drink a day and McDonald’s had the audacity to give me UNSWEET tea… ruins my whole day man.

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

Within 24 hours of Hurricane Nicole making landfall, 95% of customers who lost power have been restored. Thank you to the 22,000 linemen who stood ready and responded in record time.

[Carlie Collier @MeadeCarlie]

What am I going to do when my kid asks for a puppy? Like am I expected to say no? Because my answer will always be yes.

[Carlie Collier @MeadeCarlie]

I’d this nausea doesn’t ease up by Thanksgiving, I will cry into the mashed potatoes.

[trash jones @jzux]

what’s the opposite of the zoomies. that’s what i have

[Carlie Collier @MeadeCarlie]

Health insurance is the biggest scam

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

40k+ linemen are waiting by in Florida right now ready to go to work when they can.

Legit superstars.

[Carlie Collier @MeadeCarlie]

Jordan is doing line work in his sleep… he just told me to grab the “10 Bit” whatever that is. Someone help me.