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Im going on an adventure.

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@FlexMedia7 @EmmanuelSkyking I’m a big fan of you.

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@FlexMedia7 We are on vacation.

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I often wonder how many videos or snaps I’m inadvertently in when people take pictures on public.

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@AnnieKujala

[Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn]

The annual rewatch begins.

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@FlexMedia7 #nerd

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@FlexMedia7 I’m concerned about this tweet. Aren’t we married?

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@FlexMedia7 Wow.

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Dad: “We are going to go home and watch some Bugs Life Hugh kid?”
Gabe: “nooo. I’m going to watch ghostbusters. They funny.” 😂

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@FreeFolkMemes @OliverCHall

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2 months v. 3 years 🥺

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This account will probably turn into things my toddler says.🤷🏻‍♀️

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Yesterday Gabe he asked me if I wanted to watch Lord Of The Rings as I was laying him down. This boy really knows the key to my heart 😭😂 #lordoftherings #oneringtorulethemall #mommasboy

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Gabe knows he’s going to bed soon so tonight he asked me, “want to go to target?” To distract me from putting him to bed. 😂😂😂😂

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Gabe: “I don’t want to. I want to do it by myself.” I have a 3 year old.

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@lolzalexxx @OliverCHall He’s a troll.

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Gabe gets up from the toilet and says: “momma, I took a big crap” me: covers my face to laugh because that is all his dad. 🤣

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Getting up early enough to enjoy a cup of coffee in bed watching #Bridgerton before my toddler wakes is what dreams are made of.

[Florence + the Machine @florencemachine]

Something's coming

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Really impressed with a successful Christmas season. 4 parties in 2 days with a toddler. Everyone was in really good spirits and Gabe found time to nap. Lucky me lol 😂

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@OliverCHall

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