Mr.IndestructiBle

Hakuna Matata

[Mr.IndestructiBle @MeanAssCaLi]

If your name is Johnny and your girl drives a 2016 black Nissan Altima just know she hooked up with DeAndre ( the one with the Lexus with the gold rims) at Banko because she saw you liked 7 of Jenny’s pictures back to back on IG.

Just heard this wholeeeeeee ass convo at work.

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Aged like milk.

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?

[Praise @tufpraise]

It's always the people you most expect

[skeety Pablo @eatingthattreat]

Her team allowing this to leak means they fucking HATE her

[Alec @Framchise]

this is the average high school football stadium in Texas

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Trump had a whole army of pedos storming the Capitol on 1/6.

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

So all those korean and asian dramas about extreme bullying are actually true.

[Ryan McKinnell @RyanMcKinnell]

Went from calling him "America's Hitler" to the "GOAT"

Lmao what a pussy

[grootman @_sameolg]

???

[The Lakers Daddy @NugsGetBuckets]

NBA Playoff Stat Leaders:

PPG: Brunson
APG: Jokic
RPG: Jokic
BPG: Wemby

It’s wild how the “MVP” is nowhere to be found

[Locked in daily @OutwestLock]

He told the world about having to watch another man fuck his girl better than he ever did

Then he went home & his girl beat his ass wit a frying pan for putting their intimate business out there

& now he on here writing apology paragraphs… We ain’t ever seen no shit like this

[𝑴𝒂𝒗☆ @thugwontmiss]

Wtf 😭

[MR POOL @mr_pool_47]

BREAKING: Biker gang was filmed dragging a man and forcing him to walk back in a restaurant and apologize for calling a Black man the “N*gger” for simply eating his food.

📍NYC

[Keith Murphy @murphdogg29]

Always bootlicking....even when Trump calls him a low IQ Negro....FOH.

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Reporter: ''So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted?''

JD Vance: ''Yes'' Reporter: ''Ok, I'm just checking, because you helped raise money for people who did so on January 6th''

JD's Soul Leaves his Body.

[Yung Newsom🇺🇸 @YungNewsom]

I dont remember electing George Floyd as President of the United States

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

He’s doing the meme irl

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

HE STARTED THE WAR, you stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid motherfucker.

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

a jamaican man would sell his soul for this

[Grinch @Uncatfishable]

Look at his legs lmaoooooo