Mean Bob Bullock

Pronouns: Y’all/All Y’all

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

Our president is a totally corrupt, morally bankrupt, incredibly dangerous, lazy, lying, narcissistic, egomaniac, misogynist racist.

Let's fire the House chaplain.

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

I’d be honored to pass the gavel to you. Assuming you’re shit brain crazy enough to do it. #txlege

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

Was it Dan Patrick?

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

I didn’t work this museum into a budget bill and then kick the can so it would be named after me just so li’l Dick Dan could pull this Communist China chicken shit move. He ain’t even a real Texan. #txlege

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrick]

As a member of the Preservation Board, I told staff to cancel this event as soon as I found out about it. Like efforts to move the Cenotaph, which I also stopped, this fact-free rewriting of TX history has no place @BullockMuseum. #txlege
https://t.co/ua1aSFxHCk

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

Today Greg launched Operation Don’t Primary Me to respond to his sinking poll numbers going into an election year.

It deploys distraction, gaslighting, deflection, red meat for the base & tactical bullshit to defend against a primary challenger #txlege

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Today Texas launched Operation Lone Star to respond to the border crisis.

It deploys Nat'l Guard + DPS Officers + air, ground, marine, & tactical border security assets to deny Mexican Cartels & smugglers the ability to move drugs & people into Texas.

https://t.co/r68J2laDpH

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Covid Announces Plan To Move Operations To Texas Full-Time To Escape Burdensome Regulations https://t.co/Wi26rEWANz

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

Welcome to Texas. If the cold doesn’t kill ya, we’ll make sure the COVID does #txlege

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

What the fuck is wrong with you people

[Scott Braddock @scottbraddock]

Trump shattered Texas fundraising total for presidential election, via @JeremySWallace https://t.co/nbRi9Mi40Y

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

Dade. Dader. Your Dadeness. El Daderino. There’s a lot about this that don’t make a whole lotta sense to me. #txlege

[Alexa Ura @alexazura]

Republican Briscoe Cain is the new chair of the House Elections Committee.

During the 2020 election, Cain traveled to Pennsylvania to help the Trump legal team: https://t.co/DV8YaYdQ5F

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s how far I can kick my foot up your ass

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

Emergency item: Beer run
#TxLege

[Scott Braddock @scottbraddock]

Emergency item: Election integrity #TxLege

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

Clearly we’ve all learned a lesson #txlege

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

1/2 @AOC You are a liar.

Leading a debate in the Senate on ensuring election integrity is doing our jobs, and it’s in no way responsible for the despicable terrorists who attacked the Capitol yesterday.

And sorry, I ain’t going anywhere. When you and your socialist buddies...

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

R’s everywhere are forgetting the First Rule of Voter Fraud: You smelled it you dealt it. #txlege

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

Paxton is a dumbass and it’s not raggin’ if it’s true. #txlege

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

I said it first. And better.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

God Bless Texas.

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

If Georgia Republicans want a circular firing squad, I’ll defend their right to keep and bear arms. #txlege

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

Wait, it gets better... and then *he* accuses *them* of “failure to abide by the rule of law.” Bless his heart. #txlege https://t.co/MrI9SpKktp

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

I’ll DM you my bank account number #txlege

[Harold V. Dutton, Jr. @RepHaroldDutton]

I would offer a reward of $1 million to anyone with any evidence of a real Lt. Governor in the State of Texas.

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

You can’t audit them because they’re under audit

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

From 200,000 votes to less than 10,000 votes. If we can audit the total votes cast, we will easily win Arizona also!

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

Jarvanka and Hannity

[Harold Cook @HCookAustin]

Which Trump cabinet member are you most excited to see unemployed very soon?

[Mean Bob Bullock @MeanBobBullock]

Well goddamn, Sid, I bet you’re just hotter than a Jesus shot in a deep fat fryer #txlege #Election2020

[Scott Braddock @scottbraddock]

Texas Agriculture Commissioner @MillerForTexas: "I just got off a conference call with the President's team. They made clear the size and scale of the fraud taking place." #TxLege