Darth Sidious

On Wednesdays, we wear red.

[Darth Sidious @MeanGirlSidious]

How hard is it to kill a Sith lord in his sleep? Asking for a friend. #apprenticeshipssuck #whosmasternow #popularitylevelpromqueen

[Darth Sidious @MeanGirlSidious]

OMG, not making top list of baddies. It's like losing homecoming court to the librarian. #ihaveanepicstory #sithlove

[Darth Sidious @MeanGirlSidious]

You can't just ask why someone's a Jedi #Quigonawkwardmoments #myapprenticeisbetterthanyours #darksideforlife

[Darth Sidious @MeanGirlSidious]

Organa has no idea how screwed he is. #youdon'tevengohere #Alderanburnbookentry

[Darth Sidious @MeanGirlSidious]

Senate votes are so easy to get #thisisthepolicyyou'revotingfor #theforceiswithme

[Darth Sidious @MeanGirlSidious]

Senate work is totes boring. Hanging with newest bff to blow off steam #maulislovinit #allworknomurder #secretbesties

[Darth Sidious @MeanGirlSidious]

Plaguies is a cool teacher 😍my force powers are so on point. But still no immortality lesson #doesheevenknow #sithdecisions #Ihatewaiting

[Darth Sidious @MeanGirlSidious]

Bail Organa nearly fell out of his senate seat after my speech 😈 #eyerollswillgetyaforceslapped #aldaraanbetterwatchit #burnbookentry

[Darth Sidious @MeanGirlSidious]

Ugh Sith lessons are so boring. Wish this class was more active study 😪 #whendoIgettokillsomething #whatisamidichlorianwhatever #nopopquiz

[Darth Sidious @MeanGirlSidious]

Plaguies is totes my besty!😝 Going to teach me immortality!!! #calorieburnonresurrection? #slimfitnow

[Darth Sidious @MeanGirlSidious]

Sith lord apprentice by night, senator by day is a hard balance. Like being class president and popular 🌌 #forcelightningmoodlighting

[Darth Sidious @MeanGirlSidious]

♡♡Dark side training for the win!!! ♡♡ 👑 #selfiecollagebanner #DarthPlagueislove