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The Plastics throw a pre-Halloween party. Karen shows up in her little sister's underwear, a pacifier in her mouth. "I'm Ariana Grande, duh"

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Regina braces for a meltdown after Gretchen gets Tinder. "Nobody's gonna swipe yes on her...she's not pretty. That sounds bad but whatever."

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Regina is disgusted when Gretchen nominates her for the Ice Bucket thing. "I don't do Ice Bucket Challenges, I just get nominated for them"

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Mrs. George gets arrested for sexting her daughter's teenaged classmate; writes a book about it. It's available here: http://t.co/KJy5vnlyHz

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Ms. George crashes the reunion in a slutty dress to upstage Regina. "I'm not a regular mom," she giggles, "I'm a-"
"WE KNOW," everyone yells

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"Say 'crack' one more time," Janis tells Damian.
"CRACK?" Lindsay Lohan shouts, her eyes bloodshot, appearing out of nowhere. "WHERE?!"

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Regina whines about a fizzling Tinder relationship; Karen suggests a carbfest. "I can't go to Taco Bell, I'm on a juice cleanse, stupid!"

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Gretchen brags nonstop about having 300 Tinder matches. "I'm sorry that everyone is so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular."

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"Hi," Ms. Norbury, the reunion's bartender, tells Lindsay Lohan rudely. "Do you wanna buy some drugs?" Lindsay's manic eyes light up. "YES"

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Formerly cute Cady (Lindsay) arrives at reunion looking a mess after years of rehab + arrests. Kevin Gnapoor: "Damn Africa, what happened?"

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"OMG, I loved your wedding album on Facebook!" Regina tells Emma Gerber; turns to Cady: "That was the ugliest effing wedding I've ever seen"

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The girl with too many feelings arrives at the ten year reunion sobbing about rainbows and smiles. "SHE DIDN'T EVEN GO HERE!" Damian yells

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"Take those hoop earrings off!" Regina cries as Gretchen arrives at the reunion in her new gold hoops. "I thought we talked about this!"

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"On Wednesdays we wear pink," Gretchen tells Dawn Schweitzer icily, turning her away from North Shore's 10 year reunion for arriving in blue

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Mrs. George takes twerking lessons; breaks hip. Gretchen gets trendy 'bob' cut; hairstylist discovers her hair really WAS full of secrets

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Karen gets confused when a Facebook friend posts an article about the Oscar Pistorius trial. "But if he's from Africa, why is he white?"

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Karen posts shirtless photo of her brother for Nat'l Sibling Day.
Gretchen: "Ok, you did NOT just post this."
Karen: "What? He has nice abs"

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Gretchen has meltdown when she doesn't get a Merry Christmas Snapchat from an unapologetic Regina. "I don't send Snapchats, I just get them"

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The Girl With Too Many Feelings crashes Janis & Kevin's wedding."I just wish we could go back to a time when everyone wasnt getting married"

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The Plastics perform their annual Jingle Bell Rock dance at the Winter Talent Show; Karen is suspended for adding twerking to the routine.