Mean Pirate

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

Pirate’s code: 1st freedom and the captain. 2nd the loot, 3rd woman and the rum and at the end no mercy if they not immediately surrender!

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

"You can always trust the untrustworthy because you can always trust that they will be untrustworthy. Its the trustworthy you can’t trust."

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

Thars a feline of me own heart https://t.co/krqfjEhptV

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

arr, me mateys be havin a fierce name https://t.co/BDgQNBP78P

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

We’ll dance the hornpipe over yer grave
ye weevil eating
scabby sea bass

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

I’ll cut out yer tongue and feed it to the sharks
ye stinking rose smelling
blaggard

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

Swim with the fishes
ye powder wetting
gut ache

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

I’ll give ye twenty lashings o’ the cat
ye worm riddled
rapscallion

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

Hands off me booty
ye cargo thieving
galley slave

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

Surrender or die
ye mermaid marrying
rascal

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

We’ll send ye to Davy Jones’s locker
ye rotten timbered
shark bait

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

Yer doom be at hand
ye flea ridden
ballast pig

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

I’ll devour yer parrot
ye skirt wearing
sluggard

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

Walk the plank
ye treacherous
bilge swiller

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

We’ll hoist ye over the yardarm
ye parrot strangling
milk maid

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

A black spot upon thee
ye hammock hogging
harbour hog

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

I’ll skewer yer gizzard
ye barnacle bottomed
freebooter

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

We’ll rip n burn yer jolly roger
ye half perished
monkey

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

Prepare for yer doom
ye slovenly
landlubber

[Mean Pirate @MeanPirate]

I’ll feed thee to the sharks
ye lice infested
kraken