alphajean

mother of hooligans, lover of dogs, laundry wizard. she/her

[alphajean @Meaniac3186]

I’m a little meatball round and plump,
Here is my muffin top,here is my rump.

[alphajean @Meaniac3186]

Haircut from Haiti round 2.

[𝔗𝔯𝔲𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 @politicsusa46]

We listen to political commentators and pundits talk about politics and the state of the nation, but nothing beats the heartfelt words of a constituent challenging their elected representative face to face at a town hall.

Meet Fred Higginbotham resident of Bolivar, Missouri who took time out his day to tell Republican Mark Alford EXACTLY what he thinks about what this regime are doing to the country he loves.

I don’t know Fred, but if I had to guess, I’d say he is a man who has served his country and is clearly not shy to speak truth to power. I salute him for his willingness to tell the uncomfortable truth.

🎥 TikTok - https://t.co/L8hkkeYgXj

[alphajean @Meaniac3186]

@dog_rates A gentleman

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Whenever I start thinking bad about myself, I remember what a pussy Pete Hegseth is.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: New information has leaked indicating that in 2022 The president’s oldest son, Hunter Biden traveled with his father to China to meet President Xi, while, running a business that his father had the majority ownership in.

Oops, never mind, that was Eric Trump today.

[alphajean @Meaniac3186]

@Acyn @JenniferJJacobs “I’m good at language”?!?! Bigly

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

No one trolls like Iran trolls.
No one.

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

“They Looked Iranian”: Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hours

https://t.co/IBdGhvQ2jd

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.

This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.

You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.

Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.

The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

[alphajean @Meaniac3186]

Sad. That is all

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

My fave Chuck Norris joke: Chuck doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Brilliant

[alphajean @Meaniac3186]

There is a very strong satisfaction in completing a chore yourself that you’d asked for help with. Fine. I’ll do it myself.

[alphajean @Meaniac3186]

@thirdeye22af @Khensi_20 My brother and sister share a birthday, two years apart

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

If the Spanish language triggers you, world flags anger you, and an uplifting message against hate sends you into a rage, you might be a white supremacist.

[alphajean @Meaniac3186]

I’m so fucking mad I have to go to work in this miserable weather. The first customer who tries to joke with me is getting the brunt of it too.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Are we Great Again yet?

[alphajean @Meaniac3186]

So annoying @hulu
Was literally watching mash last night. Tn I’m told it’s not part of my subscription

[alphajean @Meaniac3186]

That 60 mins thing that got pulled? Well it aired in Canada:

[The Cobra Chicken🍁 @FrankieSaysNews]

@cmclymer Here is a link to the full story:
https://t.co/EJbH1apdiL