Maxine Stoker

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[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

Ladies,

If your trendy high-waisted shorts are so short that I can literally see the entire lower half of your ass,

then you seriously need to keep wearing them forever because it’s fantastic and I love it thank you

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

@AlinejadMasih News outlets doing a great job of using this story to distract from all the missing coverage on the 15,000 people who were sentenced to death today

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

Ira n is about to execu te 15,000 protes tors, and they’ve successfully wiped it from major news outlets. Pass it on.

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

If she has “let go and let god” written in her bathroom mirror, you know the pussys gonna be good

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

@luxliv3s I knew it 🥰🌊🐚

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

@ElbourneZachery I love having internal genitalia in America 🥰 it’s fun and easy

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

When you ask, “do you snore?” And they pause, you’re about to hear several sentences that all actually mean yes

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

@SeattleFemdom @missjulia2013 “I have no limits” = “you can’t trust me to communicate or safeword when I need to, so you might cause real harm without meaning to, which is not ok for either of us.”

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

Not even being sarcastic, I find it endearing how Gen z thinks they invented sex work. I wanna let them keep thinking that, they’re so proud and cute

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

A support group for people who have friends who chew with their mouth open

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

Love these super cool chip clips I found

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

My love language is definitely handing you my crumpled up straw wrapper and saying I got this for you

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

“Eating disorder” more like eating dis order of olive garden breadsticks😂

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

@galacticidiots

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

Being on twitter is a trauma response

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

@LuxAlptraum 💯💯💯

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

An invisible ink that’s only invisible to cops

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

@IMLX_in_Seattle The problematic one!

[Maxine Stoker @MeaninaNiceWay]

@clhubes 1. Pink is the best color, you are very wrong! 2. Kids are so much cooler these days