The Angry Boss

Venting on social media sites is a REALLY bad idea. Therefore, vent vicariously through these tweets. Im not really angry...im just misunderstood.

[The Angry Boss @MeanyBoss]

Divorce really opens your eyes to the people that really actually give a F about you. And also to the ones that think you're slime.

[The Angry Boss @MeanyBoss]

So..August looks to be eventful. New pad and new marital status. So be it! #changewon'tbreakme

[The Angry Boss @MeanyBoss]

@ElisaGrace No worries!! If my crew hates on me it's THEIR fault! No drama, just work and fun! Anything less will not be tolerated.

[The Angry Boss @MeanyBoss]

Divorce is...humiliating. And messy. Good thing I'm good with always being the "bad guy"!

[The Angry Boss @MeanyBoss]

Divorce is...annoying.

[The Angry Boss @MeanyBoss]

That awkward moment when you ruin your relationship.

[The Angry Boss @MeanyBoss]

So it may not be "right" to return the favor when a spouse or mate cheats on you. But is "is" awesome. Or terrible. I don't know.

[The Angry Boss @MeanyBoss]

May I count this inventory with the speed of @jadkins429 so that I can actually go to sleep!!

[Star Wars Humor @Causewerejedi]

Sith Lords:

[The Angry Boss @MeanyBoss]

Sometimes I wish my inner voice more accurately resembles Megatron rather than Kermit the frog. Ah well.

[The Angry Boss @MeanyBoss]

So...do employees get worker's comp if I choke them out? Err...

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Dear Rosette Stone,

Stop making me feel guilty for not wanting to learn another language.
Merci Jim

[Batman @Cause_IamBatman]

Someone should tell Batman #ViolenceAgainstWomenIsWrong #Catwoman #HarleyQuinn #PoisonIvy

[The Angry Boss @MeanyBoss]

I'm certain that the most violent threat I've ever made to someone is, "I will beat you until your dick bleeds!" Sounds gay..but terrifying.

[The Angry Boss @MeanyBoss]

I often feel like a Jedi trapped in a Sith lord's body. #Vaderwasweak

[The Angry Boss @MeanyBoss]

If my twitter offends you just imagine what my FISTS could do!!

[The Angry Boss @MeanyBoss]

It's my prerogative if I want to discriminate against homosexuals...right? Errr...

[The Angry Boss @MeanyBoss]

Just call me Galactus cuz I'm 'bout devour your whole world!!