MearAbee

I don't have a lot of brain sells, but the ones I do have work really hard so be mindful. My pronouns are she/they/it/you. Also my favorite organ is the kidey.

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@albert12798 Oh, yes the only three buttons a man needs, YouTube, Netflix and Xvideos

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Studies prove that children of anti-vax parents rarely become miserable adults, on the count of them not becoming adults

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If I wanted to I could hold my breath for the rest of my life

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Don't ever be a dick to a person just because they're emo that might hang with them for the rest of their life, which will be only a couple of months

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@TranslatedCats I shall name it Bartholomew

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Ancient Greeks believed that the smaller the man's penis the smarter he is, which is why this pick-up line is so dumb

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One of my proudest art works so far.
I could explain what's happening in this drawing, but that would kind of defeat the point of it.
#art

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My favorite brand of eyeliner is Sharpie

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I use G.P.S. because I don't want a pedo helping me navigate around town

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I'm convinced that every conservative is attracted to dicks, because that's the only way I can explain why they're so obsessed with people like Matt Walsh

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When you think about it a vagina is just a biodegradable equivalent of a fleshlight

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It was a truly mind-blowing event

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I kiwed a men, UwU

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I have a personality of a depressed furry

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An abundant haunted house in the forest.

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If a box has too smooth angels its a bucket but if it has too sharp angels is a medieval torture device

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@TweetsOfCats Im kinda hungry so Kevin

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@RespectfulMemes Im skeptic about this being a bug fact

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Tip for all my fellow transfems out there: you can save hundreds of dollars on bottom surgery by having only two things, a knife and a love for cock and ball torture.

*this method might also work on transmen but that hasn't yet been tested*

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Horseys are fucking terrifing