MeaslyLittleQuotes

Actual quotes I heard with my own eyes

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“Did you know midgets die at 40?” - WMA

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I have $20 cash I’m gonna try to make it 20k at the nino next door

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When I’m president, NARCh finals will be on the White House lawn.

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Fuck I really wish I was a fighter pilot rn

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“I love America!” - WMA

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“I fucking love drinking beers.” - WMA

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Why do bar bouncers think they’re as cool as Navy SEALs? Top comment gets my respect

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Patiently waiting for Parker Cannon to record and release a cover of Carousel by Blink 182

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How long yall think until they start taxing your tax return?

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Oilers don’t stand a chance. Upcoming: McDavid to the Sharks👀

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“I question the constitutionality of the IRS”

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Tabasco is the worst hot sauce in the entire world

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McDavid to San Jose

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Can’t take vegans seriously

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“I make bank bro” -WMA

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All I want for Christmas is @thestorysofarca to drop a Christmas album

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“Nothing worse than some stank”

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There are worse things to smell like than a PB&J

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“Highly intoxicated white male”

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I wish cigarettes weren’t bad for you