Lady Angelina

Just a lil Monster ;)

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Hoes Went From "Duck Duck Goose" To "Fuck Fuck Loose" "From Ring Around A Roise " To " Fuckin All Da Homies

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

[Lady Angelina @MeatDressGaga]

There�s photoshop, auto tune, & plastic surgery. Too bad there�s nothing for your ugly ass personality.

[Lady Angelina @MeatDressGaga]

Fake nails, fake hair, fake eyelashes and this hoe still wants a "real" man

[Lady Angelina @MeatDressGaga]

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

[Lady Angelina @MeatDressGaga]

Goldfish are the only snack that smiles... probably because they're baked.

[Lady Angelina @MeatDressGaga]

Those girls on "My Super Sweet 16" that get pissed when daddy buys them the wrong car. B*tch, I don't even have a bike.

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You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.

[Lady Angelina @MeatDressGaga]

Girls at the age of 12 should be blowing bubbles not boys

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Common sense is not a gift, its a punishment because you have to deal with everyone else who doesn't have it

[Lady Angelina @MeatDressGaga]

Dear God, Make me a bird, so I can crap on those who piss me off.

[Lady Angelina @MeatDressGaga]

"Bros before hoes" is something a bro without a hoe would say..

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That Awkward Moment When Someone's Breath Stinks, So You Offer Them Gum And They Say "No Thank You."

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Oh, money over bitches? Please, tell me more about how you have neither of those.

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MTV has "My Super Sweet 16", "When I Was 17", "16 and Pregnant" ...What's next, "Officer, I swear she was 18?"

[Lady Angelina @MeatDressGaga]

Help Wanted: Telepath; you know where to apply.

[Lady Angelina @MeatDressGaga]

Last night I lay in bed looking at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the F*** is the ceiling

[Lady Angelina @MeatDressGaga]

Ladies, date a guy that would ruin your lipstick, not your mascara.

[Lady Angelina @MeatDressGaga]

Whoever said "money doesn't grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.

[Lady Angelina @MeatDressGaga]

White people: "hello, I would like to order..." Black people: "yeah, Let me get Uhhh! Hold up! * mumbles * WTF do I want?