Fat 38 year olds with beards who like saying “my dude” to close sentences in a condescending manner are the core demographic of that God of War spinoff.
To get ahead in life, you must imagine the best version of yourself raping the worst version of yourself. And you must masturbate to it. This is the only way.
highlight of the state of play was during the God of War Laufey trailer where she somberly says “I never got to say goodbye” right before doing a double jump
“Focus, L. These guys are serious. I know you have a healing factor, but I need you to get out with those racially ambiguous, orphan mutants in one piece.”
“Ugh, tell me about it. I could sure go for a THC seltzer right now.”
“See if you can find any spare parts lying around and I might just have one waiting for you when you get back.”
@nan0werx@Needmorepudds@TheRealRealLos Dude is playing God of War talking about “tourists”. That’d be like being a film snob who defends the integrity of Marvel movies
In 2005 this and maybe drinking beer would do for a pick-me girl. Nowadays they have to trash the 19th amendment and be into crypto and esoteric race science. The past is a foreign country.