Allen Smegma, CPA

I know ball | Ex Big 4 | Middle School Lacrosse State Champ

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Call her dingleberry the way she be itching my crack #poop

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How can you say a game starts at 7:30 and they don’t even kick the ball off till 8???

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Just had a glass of 2%. I fucking love milk so much

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Colts are a bunch of losers will always be losers fuck fuck fuck

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If you microwave eggs or fish in the office you’re a coward and have no respect for other. Gross.

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If the colts beat the chiefs I’ll cum

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Hello X the everything back. Long time no see. Currently ripping ass and listening to dark side of the moon on this flight. I am the Lion.

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@josephtrimmer You must be some journalist. The religion founded in 1830 by a dude who “translated gold plates from an angel” and demands 10% of your yearly income is definitely Gods true church. Genius!

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You’re telling me this Chevrolet is cruzing??

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You’re telling me this Nissan is Rogue??

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Lose game 7 and lose my star player for a year with a career altering injury. Might take a hiatus on the whole sports thing for a little bit.

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Myles Turner sack the fuck up holy shit

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@KnicksMuse @VeryRareCapone @LegionHoops You are mad my team threw their nuts in your mouth a month ago.

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Steven A is ruining NBA coverage. Cannot stand the screaming and debating 24/7

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Everyone is talking about Ai but once they learn out about Big Chowda Industries they are going to lose it

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I love the Pacers

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Tatum wants to be that guy so bad but he will never be that guy. Kinda hilarious

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Celtics just chuck up 3s all game idk how they are good. Looks like an AAU game

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Stressed and at work and resorted to Diet Pepsi as a coping mechanism. Am I cooked?

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Beerz w/ Mr. LinkedIn Brain would go so hard