Meataphorisms

Home of The Original Meataphorism. Explaining your life through meat since 2014. Follow for daily #meataphorisms.

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@BetterCallSaul @Acura Cinnabon? Should've been like a meatabon or something #TalkingSaul

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@TimeOutChicago Next time do a meatball eating contest

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@EpicMealTime #epic #meataphor!

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@3QCooks wow so #meaty!

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@nbcchicago You guys are LIIIIVE ALREADY!

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@nbcchicago Time to get into a #meaty debate!

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WITH #MEAT IN MY MOUTH! #howdoyoufreshy #howdoyoubirthday @thebirthdayboys @BirthdayBoysIFC

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Last day! Naga morich eating competition about to start :) #chilli #chilifest2014 #chilifestfinland

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Two eating #meat puts their sorrows under their feet. #meataphorisms

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Better to have #meat than have #meat coming. #meataphorisms

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When good #meat is lacking, our friends will go packing. #meataphorisms

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Where there's whispering, there's meat. #meataphorisms

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You are the #meat you eat. #meataphorisms

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You can't escape your meat. #meataphorisms

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You can't make sausage without pigs. #meataphorisms

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You can't win all the meat. #meataphorisms

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A little #meat is easy to eat, but a lot is difficult. #meataphorisms

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A wise man watches his plate, not his fork. #meataphorisms

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Butcher fast but eat it slow. #meataphorisms