Brad Ford

tactician, musician, adventurer, collector

[Brad Ford @MechaSavant]

@SeaOfThieves GoldenEye of Reach 007

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@SeaOfThieves IronOar: Shipwrights & Warriors II

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@SeaOfThieves Who Framed Jolly Roger Rabbit

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I have never figured out how to ask a female over to my place without sounding like a creep...

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Does 'I have some real life shit going on right now' actually mean 'I normally only have fake shit going on'? #SlangFail

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You act like it would kill you to look up from your phone and watch where you're going. Nothing could be further from the truth.

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"If you're a TV commercial, you can't go trying to make up a hashtag. That's like, outside your jurisdiction, or something."

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"If I were to find a woman worth my time, then I would simultaneously find a woman whose time I'm not worthy of."

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@odjbox Not sure how I slept on #OakSessions for so long, but I just woke up. #AwakeAndRefreshed #OdjboxFTWagain

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#andamovie

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@blackalicious_ 'The Art of Riding a Beat' just came on and I gotta say it's Still a favorite. #VerseVenomous

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people on twitter are a fickle bunch. I guess I don't post fast enough for their tastes. sucks to be them.

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Irish Car-bombs over Baghdad #DrunkSongs @midnight

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I'd rather make pop instead #CountryMusicIn5Words @midnight

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I'm cheatin' on you, too. #CountryMusicIn5Words @midnight

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A tear in my beer #CountryMusicIn5Words @midnight

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Trucks, Beer, Heartbreak, Farming, Nascar #CountryMusicIn5Words @midnight

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totes misbehavin' #BroBroadway @midnight

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Abie's Irish Car-bomb #BroBroadway @midnight

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Beer-pong in the Park #BroBroadway @midnight