@MechaSebonafide will make you rethink how you look at frogs, Frens, and life in general. They either put too much fluoride in his tap water, or not enough. As a result he's been trapped in a British hospital while they endlessly experiment on him. Fortunately the UK isn't a real country so it can't hurt him.
5/5 swastikas lots of frog memes and some melancholy British humor. Could probably hate Indians more.
-Have you been to the States?
-No.
-Well, exactly. I know someone who has been and told me a thing or two. You know where the blacks in America came from?
-From Africa?
-Exactly. Slave traders brought them from Africa. And do you think it was so simple, just landing on the beach in Africa, catching a strong, agile black guy in a net, and shipping him across the ocean?
-Probably not.
-Of course not. They only managed it because they took only those who couldn’t dodge the net or were the biggest idiots in the tribe. The chief sold them for a pack of cigarettes because he had no use for them anyway. And all those losers went to America. They got married, had kids, the world moved on. Computers, amphetamine, airplanes appeared, but what does it matter when their hearts are pumping the same blood? They’re descendants of a guy who let himself get caught in a net in his own backyard. That’s why I don’t think our boys lack chill, you get it?