MechaTech84

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

"I used to work in a Las Vegas casino as a dealer, but business has been much worse since Nevada legalized half of the drugs I was selling..."

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

"A clean house is a boring house."

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

"I don't make the rules, I just break them!"

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

"Are you coughing up blood?"
"Don't worry, it's not my blood."

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

When a top hat brings a snowman to life it's "magical" and a "Christmas Miracle" but when I try bringing something to life suddenly it's a "horrifying monster" and "against the laws of nature".

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

"How many miles is a 401k again?"

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

First Xcrete after the rebrand! I didn't think I'd miss tweeting...

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

"Networking? More like Notworking, amiright?"

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

"I backflip into my pants one leg at a time, just like everybody else."

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

"How many programming languages do you even speak?"

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

You can't stay in reality if you want to live the dream.

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

"The world is burning, but at least some of the flames are pretty colors, so that's fun."

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

@WebSecAcademy I've popped an alert box on this challenge using two different methods and it's still saying not solved. Any ideas?

https://t.co/w0Xnql83Lj

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

I have an idea, let's make the 'G' in 'Animated GIF' silent. That way it's pronounced the same was as the 'g' in 'fight me, it's still better than peanut butter'.

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

Pac-man is a ghostbuster.

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

First reddit, now twitter. What is up with companies redesigning their website to show LESS content? I'm on a desktop, I should be able to see more than 1 tweet at a time!

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

I'm not just amazing, I'm THEmazing.

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

@KWearables I requested a refund in February 2018 for a ring I never received. Still waiting. Get back to me.

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

@KWearables It's been 227 days since I was told my refund would be processed. My backer number is 1594. My payment information on Kickstarter is up to date. Give me my money back. #kervlife #kring #mykring #kerv

[MechaTech84 @MechaTech84]

@FD_Phil I think there's something wrong with the "contact us" forms on your websites. I keep trying to get in touch with you, but I haven't heard anything back in over a year!

I just want to know when I should expect to receive either the Kerv ring I ordered or a refund.