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I usually opt for ‘backdoor for birth control’ but honestly ‘popping the pill, getting raw’d and creampie’d’ is a close tie because reading that made me feel some kinda way.
An intense, gruelling six hour workout with your partner before going home and just worshipping each others sweat-soaked, musky bodies~ tasting every second of their workout~
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“Whew..~
Thanks for giving this dog bone a good polishing.. Hope it ain’t too funky down there for ya!”
((even though he came home after work and immediately passed out on the couch..)) ♨️💦
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Abe:
Damn, maybe I need new underwear? These are getting kinda tight, don’t you think?
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OMG! NO WAY- that’s my bad!! 😅 can you do me a solid and delete this pleaseee 🙏
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tmw when someone comes into my DMs out of the blue & immediately hits me with that one fetish i like without even having to bring it up— shit makes me feel like I was a sleeper agent who was just given the trigger words to write some of the most depraved & raunchy paragraphs😵💫
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Big dog, they had me work a fuckin’ 15hr shift yesterday and lemme tell you— getting home at 11pm after being up and running since like.. 5:30am was ASS.
Apologies if I’m a little quiet today, I’m recovering a little (as I get ready for more work.)