Mechanical Escape

I may be the most cynical man alive.

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Remember all, "a day without dance, is a day wasted". :)

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Been a long time, but color me returned!

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@WatchGirlsPlay Please review this Warhammer 40k Fan video! https://t.co/9Xs6nj8yjP

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@Femitheist Hello. Saw your video on YouTube and it's something I agree with and actually have been seeking. Do you still perform those?

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Pay $299/year at #AmazonFresh just to be able to spend $ with #AmazonFresh? How 'bout no...but, thanks....

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Am I the only person that consistently checks for belly button lint?

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@NBCPhiladelphia DUMBASSES.

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@steenfox @Seahawks You have some MIGHT giant balls to compare football to the civil rights movement. Hope...PRAY they lose for this crap.

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@liveonkomo "Old lady"

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#rokerthon Keep it up Al! Us veterans are rooting for you!! Coffee!!

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@TinderSupport Met an awesome chick on there who I can't chat with because I messed up and reinstalled....

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@TinderSupport Still doesn't work!

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@luddym @GrovelingUSA I agree with you. A word is one thing, making a comment about someone to kill themself, messed UP. Adam sucks.

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@WBCSays Heard your leader is dead. Hope his butthole is tight for Satan's cock. ;)

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#Esurancesave30 Whuddup

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Bieber's going to make a fine dessert in prison. They'll pass him around like a sundae #freejustinbieber

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Wow. People cry ALOT about their failure to shop and plan ahead. #UPSfail

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@Toffleresque @UPS @FedEx Agreed!!!

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@TargetDeals HOW ABOUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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@JonPaula Saw your YouTube video about the Google + Nonsense. Dude, you were 110% spot on with the bs changes. #GoogleSucks