MechanicalTim

Head of Modeling and Statistics @AldenScientific. Obsessive runner. Once and future flâneur.

[MechanicalTim @MechanicalTim]

We still live in a republic ... it's just more banana-forward now

[MechanicalTim @MechanicalTim]

OH: "They're all just plastic tubes, and you put stuff in them"

[MechanicalTim @MechanicalTim]

OH: "I don't really know enough about blood"

[MechanicalTim @MechanicalTim]

@shock_hazard @BobGolen As I mentioned above.

(White has a nice mate in 5 after bxa2, starting with Qe4+, but it does not solve the original problem.)

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new sneakers. Being adult is stupid.

[MechanicalTim @MechanicalTim]

@BobGolen 1. Qa8?? bxa2

White eventually wins, but not in 2.

1. Qa4 bxa2 2. Qd1#

OR

1. Qa4 Kc2 2. Qe4#

[MechanicalTim @MechanicalTim]

@ericfisher Harry: "You're showing signs of heat stroke, Hagrid!"

[MechanicalTim @MechanicalTim]

@BobGolen You're in pretty close alignment with the survey of historians by the Siena College Research Institute: https://t.co/lafkNlfFgK

[MechanicalTim @MechanicalTim]

@itsmemarnieb The Dunning-Kruger Effect: https://t.co/fTceEZoLQX

[MechanicalTim @MechanicalTim]

@euguy69 @Scientits It looks different because of the Coriolis Effect. Or possibly time zones. Pretty sure.

[MechanicalTim @MechanicalTim]

Hey @Runkeeper support team! When I try to get a running report (https://t.co/h4SDUtM1X5), it takes me to Tennis instead!

[MechanicalTim @MechanicalTim]

All the domains from https://t.co/VWzyiE0ZGA to https://t.co/J8onjJRZ8r should be donated to @sesamestreet, in perpetuity.

[MechanicalTim @MechanicalTim]

I bet Tim Walz scrapbooked the whole convention, as a Christmas gift to Kamala Harris

[MechanicalTim @MechanicalTim]

"She's in 1st grade, but she's swearing at a 3rd-grade level."

[MechanicalTim @MechanicalTim]

-- Do you believe in the multiverse?

-- Yes ... and no

[MechanicalTim @MechanicalTim]

@BobGolen Inventor: https://t.co/ls3gPeFzmn

[Pandy Fackler ❄️ @ThatBrenna]

I'm often mistaken for an adult because of my age

[Jeff Stebbins @jStebbsooner]

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[Jami Lafay @LafayJami]

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#travel #poker #pokerroom

[MechanicalTim @MechanicalTim]

Civil engineers are using ChatGPT a lot, so expect lots of future cities to be built on rock & roll.