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"The blood of a unicorn? You're not worthy."

He/Him | Personal take on Medkit/Madkit | Adult Mun | Not affiliated with Boggio

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// Hello! Meow here, this account is still a work in progress! I do not believe that this would take off, so I'm most likely keeping it to rp and ints rather than daily posts and art!

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@UBSPACETMINE @BladedRifle 🫤

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@UBSPACETMINE @BladedRifle ...Did you regress into the mind of a 5yr old newspawn? The rot must have started eating at your brain. How fascinating.

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@UBSPACETMINE @BladedRifle You first. You're already one foot in the grave, anyways.

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@3AJT4VtV95B0ZQn @BladedRifle I made the serious mistake of healing her arm too early into her recovery.

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@BladedRifle I am charging you extra for the black eye and wasting my own time healing myself.

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@hereliesinigo My point stands

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I do not trust Broker or any of their variants. They're always up to something.

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@UBSPACETMINE @BladedRifle I would rather not have someone like you anywhere near my patient. Rot in your own bed.

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@BladedRifle The two of you are the bane of my existence.

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Last time it was a crushed esophagus and a still heart.

This time its basically all the bones in her body poking at each other and like a busted organ or two.

There's no way an animal or an inphernal could have done this.

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@BladedRifle [Its going to be yet another sleepless night or two, and another pain in the ass when it comes to repairs. At least they got Scythe before she passed this time.]

[Neither of the two have any idea what could have messed her up this badly.]

《Short Int End!》

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@BladedRifle [Medkit couldnt take any chances, though. As instructed by Broker prior to arriving, he removes a muzzle from his pocket, slipping it onto Devotion's beak with shaky hands. The bird simply snapped in return, letting the coward restrain her.]

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@BladedRifle [Looking at her busted arm and gear scattered across the floor was giving Medkit mixed feelings. He wanted to scold Scythe for breaking it all, but also wanted to care for her as soon as possible. Bah! He will fix up her tech once shes awake.]

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@BladedRifle "Don't pick up a heavily injured person?? Don't even move her??"

[Medkit yelled at Broker, moving past the uncomfortably close flame to place a finger on Scythe's wrist, observing her chest. Breathing, but barely. He sighs in relief.]

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@BladedRifle [Not to mention, Lost Temple is already hot on its own. Now add a raging fire 3000°c to the side of his vision. This place is horrendous. The fire itself wasn't even contained. There near the furthest wall was one such group of flames, too far from the main body of...]

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@BladedRifle [The unicorn was frustrated, to say the least. Not only is the tracker not accurate, but Broker keeps leading him into falling buildings and unstable grounds. Just because youre some freak of nature doesnt mean Medkit is too-!]

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@BladedRifle [The screen's interface twitched for a moment, the blinking red light on the map finally slowing down its descent into madness, staying mostly still.]

"Up North, bit more to the right."

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@BladedRifle [.... are you serious. Medkit sighed, fingers pinching at the base of his horn. These two seriously made him feel like a babysitter at times. Medkit walked down the cliff the longer way, stone debris crunching under his heels as he followed after Broker.]

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@BladedRifle "Broker. We are here to potentially save Rifle from whatever she is currently dying from. Not comment on the raging bonfire. Tragic, yes, but time is of the essence."

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@BladedRifle "I'm sorry, what?"
[He glares up from his screen, staring at Broker's shit eating grin. Despite being best friends, sometimes Broker doesnt seem to know how to show much concern for Scythe. It most definitely wasn't malicious, hes just... special ]

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