Simon Storey

Once was taken to a vet for medical treatment.

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I like to consider myself a writer. But that just means my breath reeks of stale coffee and I disappoint my parents.

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@hexsteph Same thing happened to me. I found my diary from when I was 17 while COVID cleaning. Seems so hilariously childish and wannabe edgy now.

[Film Blerg @FilmBlerg]

We're saddened to announce that after more than 10 years in operation, Film Blerg will not publish any more reviews going forward. We are humbled & grateful to all of our readers & we thank our contributors from the bottom of our hearts. Full statement: https://t.co/TmZvXwcNU6

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@TheCurbAU Spending an entire Sunday seeing OJ: Made in America at ACMI.

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@bajopants It's the philosophy of it. If you have a good day, you know it started with the accomplishment of making your bed. If you have a bad day at the end of it you have a nice, well made bed to go back to. Win-Win.

[Kate McCartney @katemccccartney]

Nicole Kidman does a ripper trade in playing characters who bend down and cup small children’s faces

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@kirstenkbaby There's a bit in @MagdaSzubanski's book where she points out that half of being a writer is having the balls to call yourself one.

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@Serrels That's beautiful Mark.

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@SevsRahka @Lin_Manuel Go do a line of coke and spent three hours in traffic.

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Susan Boyle's cover of Wild Horses doesn't get the love it deserves.

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@kirstenkbaby True Crime podcasts too.

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@NextBestPicture Diary of a Teenage Girl. I always thought it would become a cult classic after a few years.

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The King of Comedy often gets overlooked in Scorsese's filmography but when you look at it through a 2019 lens it gets even creepier.

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@bajopants Was that Mac from the Shut In Show?

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@bajopants Trying to get through the backlog of 360 games I keep picking up in discount bins. Almost finished Darksiders.

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Fuck. #GameofThrones

[Film Blerg @FilmBlerg]

It’s a staggering achievement that the Russo brothers have not only stuck the landing but delivered a film of genuine surprises and finely tuned emotional beats in AVENGERS: ENDGAME. Out now. Simon Storey reviews. https://t.co/BGOidW7cAi

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@AliPlumb "Now is no time to mourn. Now is no time at all".

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