Media Reeducation Camp

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[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

SORRY, DEMOCRACY FANS, BUT THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO WITH MY ACCESS TO HELP

@AndrewDesiderio

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump posts meme suggesting he wants to run for an illegal third term, then follows that up with posts suggesting he wants to annex Greenland and Venezuela

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

REPUBLICANS REPLYING TO THIS BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS LIFE-OR-DEATH QUESTION:

🦗🦗🦗

[Meredith Lee Hill @meredithllee]

Sen. Mark Kelly (D-Ariz.), a potential 2028 contender, asked if there should be leadership changes at the DNC AFTER the midterms, replied:

“Let’s focus on getting to November.”

https://t.co/HkVACadmSX via @politico

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

REPUBLICANS SAY NOTHING ABOUT TRUMP TELLING HIS BROWNSHIRT ARMY TO “STAND BACK AND STAND BY” FOR NOVEMBER, BECAUSE BELTWAY REPORTERS ARE PRETENDING TO BE OBLIVIOUS

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

Warren says on Trump giving Wall Street firms early paid access to his Truth Social posts:

“if Democrats take back Congress, we will haul in those responsible for this open corruption to answer to the American people.”

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

LAURA WEISS AFTER IT’S TOO LATE TO STOP WHAT’S COMING:

[Laura Weiss @LauraEWeiss16]

Sen. TILLIS after latest Trump post threatening to just keep Blanche as acting AG & revive the anti-weaponization fund, which a lot of Senate R’s would have a problem with

“It’s unfortunate that Todd Blanche, who I consider qualified for the job, will not be confirmed because of this reversal. Hopefully, we can resolve this by Tuesday.”

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

SORRY, DEMOCRACY FANS, BUT INSURRECTIONIST SLUSH FUNDS ARE NORMAL NOW

@JakeSherman

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump just made it clear he’s unwilling to give up the $1.8 billion taxpayer-funded “Anti-Weaponization” slush fund for Jan. 6 rioters or the IRS immunity deal to secure Todd Blanche’s confirmation as attorney general.

Great messaging ahead of the midterms.

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

@frankthorp “Remember this day forever!”
—Donald Trump, 1/6/21, 6:01 PM

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

@bresreports “Remember this day forever!”
—Donald Trump, 1/6/21, 6:01 PM

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

@em_luetkemeyer @bresreports “Remember this day forever!”
—Donald Trump, 1/6/21, 6:01 PM

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

@igorbobic “Remember this day forever!”
—Donald Trump, 1/6/21, 6:01 PM

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

@LauraEWeiss16 “Remember this day forever!”
—Donald Trump, 1/6/21, 6:01 PM

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

LOOKS LIKE DEMOCRACY IS F*CKED, SO WHY NOT THROW IN WITH THE BAD GUYS

@allymutnick

[Ally Mutnick @allymutnick]

Looks like Rs may be meddling in #MISEN Dem primary

Mailers from a c4 called American Voice hits Haley Stevens (D) on insider trading bans + taking $ from ICE contractors

Principal officer listed on the group’s 2023 990 is Stephen DeMaura, same name as the now-NRSC deputy ED…

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

AMERICA SETTLES FOR FASCIST AUTOCRACY, BECAUSE HOLDING REPUBLICAN FEET TO THE FIRE IS LIBERALLY BIASED

[Juliegrace Brufke @juliegraceb]

NEWS: George Santos has settled with the CFTC following his Kalshi SOTU bets.

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

SORRY, DEMOCRACY FANS, BUT STANDARDS ARE FOR AMERICA'S POWERLESS MINORITY PARTY ONLY

@bresreports

[Adam Klasfeld @KlasfeldReports]

Trump clarifies:

Yes, these are bounties designed to reward and incentivize people who committed political violence to illegally keep him in power after losing an election.

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

A NOT-AT-ALL IMPORTANT QUESTION THAT I WILL NOT ASK UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE TO STOP WHAT'S COMING

@pkcapitol

[Paul Kane @pkcapitol]

Also important to note, this strategy has never succeeded. Every time Dems don’t nominate a candidate & cede the field to an “independent”, the indy gets about 45%.
This strategy can’t work in 2-candidate field.

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

GUESS WHAT CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS WOULD SAY IN RESPONSE TO THIS LIFE-OR-DEATH QUESTION, BECAUSE I WILL NOT BE WASTING MY PRECIOUS ACCESS ON IT

@pkcapitol

[Paul Kane @pkcapitol]

Guess the free market system actually worked its will here.

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

TRUMP WANTS US TO PLAY DUMB ABOUT HIS KNOWING INCITEMENT OF POLITICAL VIOLENCE AND PLANS FOR A STANDING BROWNSHIRT ARMY. SORRY, DEMOCRACY FANS!

@PunchbowlNews

[Rep. Jason Crow @RepJasonCrow]

Trump wants to use your tax dollars to pay off January 6th cop beaters and felons like Tina Peters.

We need to pass my Drain the Slush Fund Act to stop this insanity.

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

INSURRECTIONISTS APPLAUD BELTWAY REPORTERS FOR MAKING TRUMP'S SECOND VIOLENT SORE-LOSER TEMPER TANTRUM MORE LIKELY TO SUCCEED

[Punchbowl News @PunchbowlNews]

Lawmakers applauded the Navy’s long-anticipated announcement this week of two massive submarine contracts — but they warned that more work is in store to ensure shipbuilders stay on schedule.

@briana_reilly has the details:
https://t.co/fWcKWHZNdx

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

HILL REPUBLICANS WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE ABOUT THE FORESEEABLE AND IMMINENT CONSEQUENCES OF TRUMP'S HORSESH*T "RIGGED ELECTION" LIES. SORRY, DEMOCRACY FANS!

@PunchbowlNews

[Punchbowl News @PunchbowlNews]

Hill Democrats want answers on recent disclosures from OpenAI and Anthropic that their advanced artificial intelligence models escaped testing environments, accessed the internet and hacked other firms.

More from @BenBrodyDC:
https://t.co/dAPqR0mQhp

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

SORRY, DEMOCRACY FANS, BUT MY PRECIOUS ACCESS IS FOR SAUSAGE-MAKING SCOOPS ONLY

@LauraEWeiss16

[Norm Eisen @NormEisen]

BREAKING: Trump is appealing the big win vs. the slush fund for the 35 judges by my org, Platkin & Susman

Contrary to what Blanche testified, I guess the slush fund is not dead after all!

I explained @nytimes👇& I'll discuss at 5pm ET w/@NicolleDWallace https://t.co/bQ9mso9nhd

[Media Reeducation Camp @MediaCamp75]

LET THEM EAT HORSERACE COVERAGE WHILE LIFE-OR-DEATH QUESTIONS ABOUT THE IMPENDING DEMISE OF AMERICAN DEMOCRACY GO UNASKED AND UNANSWERED

@PunchbowlNews

[Punchbowl News @PunchbowlNews]

💵 @Senate_Fund @Alex_Latcham_ says SLF and One Nation have raised over $400 million combined this cycle, which he says is "more money for any Senate effort in history."

📺 Watch the full episode of Fly Out Day with @JakeSherman and @apalmerdc now! https://t.co/LxpPgOCFDR