Dan Williams

At 28 Alexander the Great had conquered most of the known world. At 28 I have barely conquered a fear of spiders. I'm playing the long game.

[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

@EvolutionPod Trick question - every single one.

[Eden Hazard @hazardeden10]

Hello friends WIN this #CFC signed shirt! To win: 1) RT this post AND 2) Follow BOTH me and my official signing partner @icons_football

[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

@nutupdate check her out in both August: Osage County and Ricki and the Flash. She's fantastic in both

[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

@BeFriesOfficial does the prize include the amazing satay sauce? 😋

[BeSaucy @besaucyltd]

To enter follow/like us on any of our social media pages and repost this post to be 1 of 3 lucky winners.

[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

How long can you hold your breath in cold water? Find out at https://t.co/Kh9GtLCvdf #IceSurprise #RespectTheWater

[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

My magnum opus - "Fucking great" by Dan Williams. #poetweet https://t.co/sX1tqiqPFs

[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

So chuffed to see my @TheShowstoppers idea make it to the bright lights of the West End. Ride 'em Cowgirl!

[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

There's something really unsettling about Huw Edwards in profile

[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

@Mark__Lawrence, watch me! Can we clear this up once and for all? Oss-heim, Osh-eim, Ossem or something else?

[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

@TheShowstoppers Betty's past as a Soviet double-agent catches up with her in a Bond-theme number

[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

@PRIDESband can we get another verse for The Way Back Up? I wish the song would last forever anyway

[We ♡ Food @WeLoveFoodTweet]

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[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

@TheShowstoppers we need to find out how Bob and Rosa met in a guitar-led song in the style of Once!

[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

Looks for @AttitudeMag in @WHSmith Men's Lifestyle. Finds on top shelf, hidden next to Razzle. Sighs.

[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

Hey @DCM_cinema_news isn't he a little short to be a stormtrooper? #DCMFORCEFRIDAY

[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

@AquilaRift I don't think I've seen such grimness of the reality of WW2 and the horror-fear of tank battles. Fury is terrifyingly good

[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

@Mark__Lawrence Oh yes thanks. I really enjoyed that, and During the Dance. Stellar work Mr Lawrence.

[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

Reader's woe. Now I've read everything by @LordGrimdark and @Mark__Lawrence where the hell do I go from here?

[Dan Williams @Media_Grouch]

@MrMuturi @TrickyTRex NEXT SUNDAY AT SUUUUUUPER SLAAAAM!!! Seriously, a reunion in the next few weeks would be awesome