ParaMedical Resident

old school paramedic turned EM resident. i love my dog, emergency med, rural med, addiction med, harm reduction & repro rights.

[ParaMedical Resident @MedicDO_Z]

🎶 it’s the end of the world as we know it… and I [don’t] feel fine… 🎶

[ParaMedical Resident @MedicDO_Z]

I wish nurses would think about how stuff sounds before they say it. Telling a patient “I went ahead and talked to the actual doctor” in front of me, because I am a resident… is so damn rude. It’s demeaning. Maybe I should stop being nice.

[ParaMedical Resident @MedicDO_Z]

@albatrosslor That’s her money. Not his money.

[ParaMedical Resident @MedicDO_Z]

Omg…. It’s only 0311

[ParaMedical Resident @MedicDO_Z]

@Adhekunbi ❤️😫🫖

[ParaMedical Resident @MedicDO_Z]

I wish I could sleep as easily and as well as my lazy ass dog and my [currently] unemployed husband 😭

[ParaMedical Resident @MedicDO_Z]

@excelduru Winston

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Mark Kelly: “lf you are undocumented in our country, you cannot get healthcare from the Affordable Care Act exchange. You are not eligible for Medicare. You are not eligible for Medicaid. They’re just making that up. They just like to blame brown people.”

[Lexie Mannix, MD @ALMannixMD]

The ED is where policy meets reality:

No access to primary care → med refills in the ED
No mental health funding → crises in the ED
No addiction services → overdoses in the ED

We don’t just see patients. We see policy failures.

[ParaMedical Resident @MedicDO_Z]

@DrAkhilX ICU sign off

[ParaMedical Resident @MedicDO_Z]

@NotoriousS1Q3T3 Love to see that!

[ParaMedical Resident @MedicDO_Z]

@nocontextmemes Earthworm Jim

[Sungyoung (Hiva) Lee, M.D. @hivalee22]

Congratulations to everyone who applied for #Match2026 🙌 As interviews invitations start to go out, resist the urge to panic because you haven't gotten the interviews you were hoping for yet... many invites wont go out until the holidays or even later. Trust the process 🤞

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He was a fucking podcaster

[ParaMedical Resident @MedicDO_Z]

@NotoriousS1Q3T3 (Come to Fresno!)

[ParaMedical Resident @MedicDO_Z]

@NotoriousS1Q3T3 Guess so. Ha

[✨neuron divergent EKG slayer MD✨ @fuqekgs]

The war against drugs, but it's actually just Tylenol

[ParaMedical Resident @MedicDO_Z]

So, anyone been raptured yet… ?

[ParaMedical Resident @MedicDO_Z]

@ohhanxiety Beatrice

[ParaMedical Resident @MedicDO_Z]

@AzoMlota “What brings you in today?”

[Bearded Priest @BeardedPriest1]

@EvanAKilgore