Si B

Star Wars nut. Dad. Hubby. MTBer, often seen muddy and swearing. Caravanner. All views quite definitely my own.

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@LBC Oh what a surprise...

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@sp_stratford @RAF_Luton Ah, mate...just leave the page now.

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@ImHellaPetty2 @LBC I thought the same: it'll probably be "that supermarket"

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@surfnuttz @LBC Let's also not forget the cyclist had decided not to wear a helmet

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@fesshole

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@teaandmedals Some of it is probably kimchee (pickled fermented cabbage). They may be some canine in there too...

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@Gib1Wayne @JonathanPieNews The rain in Spain
Falls mainly on the plain
(where we grow fruit and veg to be sold to the first country ever to impose economic sanctions on itself)

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@LBC @YorksAmbulance this was a YAS crew

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@I_am_da_BOM @MarkHamill Brit here, your friend with the damp summers, damp winters and sensible gun laws. Did you know we've actually had a school shooting? Not this month or this year, but way back in 1996, but none since. Why? Because gun laws do indeed save lives.

Listen. It's the guns.

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@teaandmedals Mess your hair up, wave your hands about, generally talk bollocks, and finish off with something in Latin. Who knows, you could end up as Prime Minister...

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@harman_geoff @benny24a123 @PolitlcsUK @adamsolomons5 Are we still allowed to say "man up"? Asking for a friend...

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@WaterforStreet1 @allquietmovie You mean me? I'm 45...

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@KathLavery @bespokespeeches God there are some humourless people out there 🤦

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@cardwell_1 @NadineDorries @TalkTV Lots and lots like Jelly Tots?

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@NadineDorries @DCMS

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@JohnJCrace Simple: as thick as a whale omelette...

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@teaandmedals @helloimnicholas Thankfully he doesn't work in my part of the bunch. Bloody reprobate.

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@teaandmedals A likely scenario: old folk + automatic car = squashed person

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@AchingRat @lesyoung01 I'd argue that the problem is partly people calling for grazed knees and week old coughs, and partly the service for dispatching to grazed knees and week old coughs (these are not specific examples, I'm generalising of course). What we need is a better triage system imo