MAX MEDINA

Rule #32: Enjoy the little things -Zombieland

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

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[MAX MEDINA @MedinaMaxwell]

When is @PriceChopper @market32 gonna stop messing around and start carrying @LiquidDeath ????

[The Lord of Leisure @LeisureGod69]

Here’s what happened at dinner:

I am a man of my word but I couldn’t dream of taking 8 grams of THC and I am not sure I could’ve feasibly consumed it. I did the right thing and ate a 300mg delicious gingerbread cookie chocolate bar. I drove to the restaurant and easily ate the bar in 5 minutes. Succulent.

I showed up late, chips and salsa were already on the table. I could already tell that I was in for a bad time. I texted my wife that this tweet was doing numbies but did not inform her that I was consuming a delightful 300mg THC chocolate bar before eating with her coworker (a manager at her company).

I was keeping it together and keeping up with the conversation until about the 20 minute mark. At this point I had consumed a basket of chips, tasty salsa, 3 topo Chicos, and I ordered steak nachos for dinner. (For some reason I thought they would be easier to eat).

I couldn’t understand a word anyone was saying but would regularly reply “absolutely” “I totally agree” and “so good.” Everyone was buying it but I was blasting off like team rocket. About this time, I checked my phone and saw that the original post was ding parabolic numbies. I let out a little chuckle and my wife asked me what I was laughing at. She could tell I was cooked out of my mind. Not happy.

The nachos came and my motor skills were highly impaired. I was so high that my bootyhole was tingling (could’ve just been the nachos). The jig was up. The couple with us was not particularly excited that I was as schlumped like Stephen Hawking at the table. I ordered another topo choico and the waiter informed me that I had a full topo chico right in front of me.

Everyone played it cool but my wife was pissed (I haven’t satisfied my wife in years). Toward the end of dinner a guy approached our table and called me by my name. I promise you I’ve never seen this man before in my life. He spoke to me for about 45 seconds and certainly noticed something was amiss after my third “it’s great to see you again, brother”

As we left the restaurant my wife inspecting eyes and determined that I was “high as shit” and deemed me unfit to drive home.

Thank you all for being here, this thread has done mega-numbies. Follow The Lord of Leisure for more wacky bullshit.

[The Lord of Leisure @LeisureGod69]

Going to dinner with my wife and her coworker tonight. For every like this tweet gets, I will take 1mg of THC and document my experience.

You have until 6pm, do your worst.

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

RIP OZZY

[MAX MEDINA @MedinaMaxwell]

@djvlad Jaime Meline aka El Producto aka El-P 👊

[Danny Brown @xdannyxbrownx]

Why this slap so hard

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

a charlie brown christmas, a classic if there ever was one!

it should be openly available to the public at this point, but the greedsters over at apple decided to buy the rights so you can only see it on appletv now.

the thing is that's lame as fuck, and it's disgusting how these companies continue to buy up ip like spaces on a monopoly board, and then hole it away on a bunch of bs streaming services that you end up paying more for in total than you would a cable package in 1998.

so, here ya go. enjoy it while it lasts!

[MAX MEDINA @MedinaMaxwell]

@thefinnmckenty The Punk Rock MBA(Mega Bitch-Ass) quits YouTube!

[Drew-Jit-Su @HipHopSince76_]

EL-P appreciation tweet

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

🤭🤭🤭

[Killer Mike @KillerMike]

If u listen to any RTJ/KM i wanna say thank u. I am deeply appreciative

[♠️Audsauce♠️ @Audjuice9989]

@Dreamworks MUSTARRRDDDD

[DreamWorks Animation @Dreamworks]

MUSSSSTAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDD

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

This man was born 80 years ago today. He could still drink you under the table. He could still make you laugh harder than anyone you’ve ever met. He could still make you feel like you’re the only person in the room. He could still give you the best advice you’ve ever gotten and make you feel loved no matter what. He’s an American treasure. There is only one @DannyDeVito

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

jake paul should make boxing history by fighting elon musk next

[PhillyTheBoss.com @PhillyTheBoss]

Kamala and Mike Tyson losing in the same month might send me to the Capitol.

😂😂😂

[Stormchasernick @stormchasernick]

Hell yes! Let’s do this…

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

tyson lost to an ed hardy shirt that came to life. streets are done