Jordon

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

The Land of Opportunity

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

Hoping and praying the starfield collectors edition has another batch release or something if it's sold out forever I'm a sad boy

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

@RiotPhroxzon If you're gonna nerf radiant virtue for bard then buff his W

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

@brandoroni3 @TenZOfficial @ShahZaMk I didn't even know we had something like how do watch/join?!

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

@vanessapross W show

[Riot Nasus @Riot_Nasus]

*drops phone*
me: please don't be broken :(
my phone:

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

@earthycowboy Pineapple juice reduces swelling but can increase bleeding

Sleep after surgery

Make sure you get all your nutrients despite the food restrictions or you'll feel really bad and maybe throw up from meds

Sleep with a towel under your head I drooled blood through my pillows 🙃

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

@vanessapross True I can confirm

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

No greater irony than a mass shooting on all American boot lickers' favorite day. Curious how much longer they can hide behind superficial 'thoughts and prayers'

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

@vanessapross Pics

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

All ima say if they wanna keep guns accessible then we should access them 🤷🏿‍♂️

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

@vanessapross 👀

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

@vanessapross Context would be supreme here

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

@vanessapross Gotta burn through exterior to tickle the interior

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

@LynnStalder I was thinking about this all last week

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Article has to be satire bruh

[Billy (Official Silly Guy) @Your_Pal_Billy]

It absolutely never fails.

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

@jamster344 @GrayThorn3

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

I drove Kansas highways for 5 minutes before giving in and going 20 over

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

Eating the sewer pickle and hair cake was prep for eating Dr Mike's punches.

Going all 5 tho @Idubbbz takes the dub
#creatorclash

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

@michaelreeves beat the diamonds out that mans inventory
#creatorclash

[Jordon @MediocreAtBest8]

@ColbyShapleigh @scrowder Well said 🙏🏼