Mediocre Dan

The Official Twitter account of the Dan.

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

@bbcbitesize @JohnAmaechi Stop wasting my license fee. #defundBBC

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

Would have loved to sit on my arse doing FA for 5 months just to then be given a set of free grades.
#FakeResults
#YearShouldBeStarted
#ForcedHeldBack
#ExamResults

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

@Dashie_Li My... aching... feet... I hate working in hospitals.

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

I want you remember this image next time you go out and don't follow social distancing, the next time you gather in a group for social or political reasons, or the next time you think it's almost over and to hell with lockdown.

We ain't done yet, not by a long shot. #SecondWave

[Michael Makris @ProfMakris]

This is from today's New York Times about the first lung transplant in the US for COVID-19 lung damage. For me the amazing feature is the lung pathology. This was a previously healthy woman in her 20s with no comorbidities who developed COVID-19! https://t.co/fZ3lNxmqeR

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

@_Wolfenden Zutons. Fight me

[🙏🌧🌍 @godblesstoto]

This will upset many of his fans, but a picture has surfaced of Michael Jackson doing blackface as a young man. I am so angry and disappointed in him. I simply cannot listen to his music in the same way now.

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

@ArtemisWishfoot No. Shits still funny, comedy is subjective.

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

#BoycottSainsburys is the latest idea in the #WokeWars.
Can you be the biggest virtue signal twat on twitter? Can you find another way to make it all about you? Stay tuned folks, its gonna get salty.

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

Welcome to the "woke" years.
No book, stage show, TV show, movie, game, musician, artist is safe.
No comedy, drama, soap, documentary, ect is safe.
Buy your favourite entertainment now before the left decide what you can and can't watch.
#SupportCreativeIndustries

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

@realDonaldTrump @OANN Should we get the officers involved to five you a shove. Let's see if you fall differently.

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

Yes I just retweeted @piersmorgan, but he is bang on the money. Don't go to the pub on the 22nd or after, till we know #COVID19 cases are in decline, #DrinkAtHome.

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

OK let me guess... oh I know

Human Centipede 3: Centi's Holiday

[CeX @Cex]

Try and guess the Movie in the comments below!
Remember the emojis can be clues or be spelling out the name, good luck!

#CeX #GuessTheMovie #Emoji

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

#AttackHelicoptersAreAttackHelicopters

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

I worry that in 2 weeks time we're going to see a spike in new #COVID19 cases after the #BlackLivesMattter protests. While I agree the demonstration needs to happen & equality in all races must be humanity's goal, I pray we don't see a spike after all the lockdown efforts.

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

@Dashie_Li Look they had 3 water melons, the Death Note Netflix adaptation and a twelve foot barge poll.
It was either the BK drive thru attendant or me, and I'm telling you NOW! I will NOT be forced to dance the Macarena ... again.
#CrazyThursday

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

Nice call @BorisJohnson.
#FuckChina
#HongKong
#DoorsOpen
#WinnieThePooh

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

My aching feet... god I hate cleaning hospitals.
#NeedNewJob
#OrAtleastADecentWage

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

@IAmTomHoran @Dashie_Li Welcome back to the dark side.

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

@jacksfilms An error has Occurred. Elon.exe has stopped working. Would you like to submit an error report to Microsoft?
#YIAYName

[Mediocre Dan @MediocreDanUK]

God my feet are aching. #HospitalCleaningSucks
#13YearsToLong
#NeedANewJob