Mole Rat Bill

Student. Bookslinger. Pirate. Polyamorous. Literate. Fierce proponent of equality. Asshole. Eagle Scout class of '96. On safari for the elephants in the room.

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@AliceDigitalis Sorry to hear it, honey. But it really is a numbers game.

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@AliceDigitalis My plan is to eat your pussy on your porch. Just give me a moment...

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@AliceDigitalis I appreciate that. It's appropriately ostentatious.

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@AliceDigitalis Or maybe a skywriting witch on a broom?

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@AliceDigitalis Nah. Just send out a text. That's how it's done these days, right? :-/

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@AliceDigitalis @wunderkamercast That's a concept you can really sink your... I'll stop there. I'm sorry.

*walks away, ashamed*

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@AliceDigitalis @2day2day It's intense.

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@AliceDigitalis @2day2day Your orgasms aren't exactly subtle.

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@AliceDigitalis @2day2day You def have tells. Mostly your entire body seizes up, and you shut your eyes really tight, and start moaning.

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@2day2day @AliceDigitalis Well, since you said please.
Perhaps we could apply for a grant to assist in our funding.

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@AliceDigitalis @2day2day But where could we possibly find a scientist for peer review?

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@AliceDigitalis @2day2day That's pretty much what I thought.

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@2day2day I... don't actually know. Maybe? @AliceDigitalis might.

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@cubanelle #priorities Life is short. There's no time for people not willing to be fucking fabulous.

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@cubanelle Seriously? What's wrong with those fools? Some people just don't know what's what, obviously.

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@2day2day That's so cute!

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@AliceDigitalis @2day2day Oh, fine. Bring it on! Do I get extra credit for correctly identifying non-Alice nips?

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@2day2day @AliceDigitalis Historically, I perform excellently on tests. I'm game!
Do I get a chance to study first, or is this a pop quiz?

[Sarah Pinborough @SarahPinborough]

If you work from home and you're not at your desk in just your pants today, then quite frankly, there's something wrong with you.

[Mole Rat Bill @MediumKingDavid]

@AliceDigitalis What in the actual fuck? You find something that works, and they refuse to give it to you. Makes zero sense. And no reason?