Alex Kephart

Husband, dad, son, brother, Texan, Longhorn, guy. Thoughts are my own.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham I’m right here. And shout to my buddy Steve for saying that the light top and dark pants makes them look like a girl’s softball team. How you like them apples?

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@junior_miller I need you to tender your resignation as Uniform Czar immediately, if not sooner. Those City Connect uniforms look like Arena Baseball Team uniforms. Vomit blood.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

@robertrich @junior_miller Looks like pee peegle to me. I’m mature.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@junior_miller I need you to tender your resignation as Uniform Czar immediately, if not sooner. Those City Connect uniforms look like Arena Baseball Team uniforms. Vomit blood.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@KirkHerbstreit, what is it you see in Quinn Ewers? Is it because he WAS a big recruit and that he chose Ohio State that makes him supposedly good? I see a disinterested player who can’t hit wide open receivers. As a UT alum, I want to believe, too, but I just don’t see it.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@gordonkeith @junior_miller PLEASE slow this ENTIRE Gordo’s Corner down so we can hear what it would sound like as a drunk segment.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@Junior_miller pretty sure that was Axl Mushmouth.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@gordonkeith THAT WAS MUSHMOUTH.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@corbydavidson @DannyBalis Does this mean that Fax Fodder will NOT be returning in 2020?

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@jeffcatlin Do you realize how MEH Mike McCarthy getting hired is? Mike Rhyner is way more of an institution than Meh-carthy will ever be. Priorities, dude.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@theoldgreywolf Just saying "thanks" doesn't capture what you've meant to all of us over the years. There will never be another like you on these airwaves. Stay hard. To paraphrase you, I think retirement is good.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@gordonkeith @junior_miller The only reason Jerry is alive is bc of Jason. He's the LAST vestige of the SB winning teams still on staff. Once he fires him, Jerry will die. They'll put his toupee in Canton and scatter his ashes over an Arlington-area Hooters.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@gordonkeith @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham Before the last play, they show Jason, Dak and Kellen on the sideline discussing what play to run. The ONLY thing the Princeton PhD says is, "It's 4th down." That's HOF caliber coaching right there.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@junior_miller @corbydavidson @GreatDonovan @theoldgreywolf @gordonkeith @NormsClubhouse @NormHitzges @DannyBalis Fire everyone. Fire. Everyone. Fire everyone, all the time, right now. Somebody call Johnny Wyatt.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@gordonkeith @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham I need a ruling: I know someone can look like a yacht. Can they also smell like a yacht? I submit that they can.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@gordonkeith @junior_miller Schittz Kreek and full George W. And now punctuation! Go ahead and award the Marconi now.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@junior_miller @gordonkeith @corbydavidson @theoldgreywolf @TicketRadio Y'all remember when Eli Manning used to start for the Giants?

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@junior_miller @gordonkeith @corbydavidson How many bugs do you think Eli swallows in a game?

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

@CincoDeMino Nice.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

@oldwaver @TicketRadio One million for each point of his passer rating.

[Alex Kephart @MediumTex]

.@junior_miller @gordonkeith @theoldgreywolf @corbydavidson Why is everyone wearing Darth Vader patches on their shoulders?