Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
Man goes to twitter, says he feels depressed about the state of his favorite game. Twitter says "solution is simple. great player Punkliacci is live on twitch tonight"
not buying a Chinese game until they stop the Souls gimmick and start letting me massacre a million NPCs and process them into a pill that increases my power by 2% or something