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Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"
Me at the store:

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Senegal vs Belgium

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when u wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"
Me at the store:

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Love the fact we continued this joke for over a decade

[໊ @cdoll]

"So tell me about yourself"

Me:

[helkum @he1kumwya]

My hand after I take a mean nap laying on my arm.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Women lose sexuał interest if you disappoint them emotionally and I’m not even going to argue about that

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Apple developer here. Green means the FBI can see you. Orange means they can hear you

[rea💕 @ellaaaaaarrr]

Using face ID in the morning be like:

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me because I don’t like asking people for help

[𝒟𝒶𝓋𝒾𝒹 🧸 @Justtdavid_]

The art of letting whoever think whatever

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I wish instagram had a feature that unfollowed anyone who unfollows you cuz i'm nobody's fan

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

“how old are you”
i’m this old: