Max

sorry I’m late I didn’t want to come

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@jerseymikes FREE SUB

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Overheard teen girl in the movie theater bathroom after #Barbie:
“Literally, men don’t matter.”

I think we’re gonna be okay y’all 💕

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Sources: my own opinion based on personal preferences, moral codes, and trial and error from over a decade of rail travel.

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This is a thread about why the window seat of a three-seater on Metro North is always the best option:

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In the most crowded, worst case scenario, people would rather sit in a two seater or just stand. Very very rarely will someone resort to sitting in the middle seat of a three seater. If they do, they’re probably pretty desperate, so don’t be a dick and just move your stuff.

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@chloetoso Tits or ass

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Can someone please tell the fine people of every Northeast bagel place ever that LITERALLY NO ONE NEEDS THIS MUCH CREAM CHEESE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST SAVE IT I PROMISE THAT’S ENOUGH

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Me when my landlord comes to fix something

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The guy from my building who’s been chainsmoking in his car all winter started doing it outside on the stoop again. Nature is healing 💚🪴🤲🏼 ☀️

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But that’s my emotional support near-constantly dying disposable Bic lighter

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I fuckin hate being me dude like I’ll just be minding my business and my brain will randomly be like “OMG what if you were still in love with your ex from 8 years ago??…HAHAHAHA jk…unless?”

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@chloetoso You absolute dawggggg 😭

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This year, in protest of turning 30, I’m only listening to music produced during the years I was in high school and college. Millennial bops or die. (Mostly a lot of Lil Wayne and early Gaga)

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Mean Girls is a Christmas movie