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"It says, Cabernet Sauvignon. I thought that was a white wine so I put it in the fridge" -my mom ruining my wine.

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I got my cousin hooked on OTH, this was her prediction, "I thought Peyton was going to die and Lucas was going to kill himself and the baby"

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"So, I wore my girdle underwear but I'm starting to regret it" #happythanksgiving

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I think I just mastered the air piano.

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If target had police, this lady would definitely be pulled over for talking on her phone while pushing a cart.

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My mom told me she had a bottle of wine so I held my wine glass up and said "trick or treat" #HappyHalloween

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My mom - "alright, I finished my bottle of water so I'm ready for more wine"

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Oh! That's right! Your cat's still alive, isn't she?!"

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I love when people use talk to text. It sounds like they're whispering sweet nothings to Siri.

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Hairstylist just told me she's moving to California. WHYYYYYY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?! #extremelydramaticmoment #firstworldprobz

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"Instead of Greek dressing, I'll have 4 sides of ranch"

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SoOoOo excited for Halloween...to be over with SO I CAN LISTEN TO CHRISTMAS MUSIC.

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@tholowicki GIRL. SAME.

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"I remember that phase, your room was posters of Chad Michael Murray and Pomeranians"

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Well, hit my first deer.

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@calvinjohnsonjr is killin it on #dwts --way to truly represent Détroit! #motown #detroitlions #megatron

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Should Donald Trump drop out of the race? Yes. He should drop out of the human race.

He is an animal. Apologies to animals.

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"Oh! And I did the Cuban shuffle" - my mom telling me what dances she participated in at a wedding. #itsthecupidshufflelinda

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Halloween Christmas lights are the worst.

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Just watched 3 snap stories with Chris Stapleton playing in the background.