Megan Kelly

I was a T-Rex in a past life

[Megan Kelly @Meegs48]

The cat funeral for Ferguson in New Girl is 1/16 of the extra I will be “if” Atlas ever dies. Still not convinced he isn’t some type of immortal being. Stay tuned.

[Megan Kelly @Meegs48]

@Andy How can Amanda and West sleep at night knowing they betrayed one of the most genuine and supportive people not only on the cast but on the planet?

I am from Binghamton, NY

[bailey moon a deux @baileymoon96]

our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

trying to save my money but i’m just a girl

[trash jones @jzux]

everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30

[sarah @sarahradz_]

I want AI to anticipate what groceries I'm running low on, search every flier and website in my city to find the best price, and compile me a weekly list based on best deals per fewest stops. I do not want AI to make a picture of me if I were an astronaut.

[Megan Kelly @Meegs48]

@PaydayPinocchio @urlocalderek @erastourticks @Ticketmaster @taylorswift13 Are you still selling or are they taken

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

RT to wish QB1 a happy birthday‼️

#GoBills | #BillsMafia

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Billieve. 😉

#BillsMafia | #RichmondTillWeDie

[Shan 卌♡ is a star ☆ @ShanLFTV]

EVERYONE ELSE IS READY TO GO AND THEN THERE’S ANDREW GARFIELD REGRETTING EVERY DECISION HE’S EVER MADE IN HIS LIFE HELP

[Megan Kelly @Meegs48]

@squiggy_pop 99% sure I know who this is in reference to and I’m cackling 😂

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

I tell my cat “I know” whenever he meows but I’ll be honest, I have no idea.

[RAE @Valkyrae]

Hi I’m Rachel and I cope with anxiety by scratching and picking my skin until I bleed 👋😀

[Patrick Moran (Talking Buffalo) @PatrickMoranTB]

Stefon Diggs has been in Buffalo 3 years and has quite literally put up the 3 best single-seasons in the entire history of the franchise.

If he wants to vent, let him vent. There's a million other things worth being mad about if you're a Bills fan--this ain't one of em

[Megan Kelly @Meegs48]

#GoBills

[k@te and discontent @716Transplant]

Hello #BillsMafia. All the positive news this week calls for a merch giveaway. Just RT & drop a #GoBills for a chance to win this bomber. Comes in M, L, or XL (see next tweet for measurements). Winner picked randomly on Friday, 13 Jan 👀. ❤️💙

[k@te and discontent @716Transplant]

Hello #BillsMafia. All the positive news this week calls for a merch giveaway. Just RT & drop a #GoBills for a chance to win this bomber. Comes in M, L, or XL (see next tweet for measurements). Winner picked randomly on Friday, 13 Jan 👀. ❤️💙

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

❤️💙

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

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