gavdog

i mean nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli

[uwo's lab | the funny science man @uwutoowo1]

I smoked meat with 500 cigarettes to see what it tastes like (it was horrible)

[gavdog @MeekerGavin]

i’m def one of the biggest haters on American way of life and government but the second someone from europe chimes it’s full blown patriot mode.

[gavdog @MeekerGavin]

you can’t convince me the world isn’t run by lizards.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Diane Feinstein returns to Senate.

Feinstein, 89 years old, has some of the most unusual trades in Congress, over her thirty year career.

In that time, her net worth sky rocketed to over $200 million.

Let’s look at some of her unusual trades:

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

spongebob movie https://t.co/kqy06gOSOm

[CORRELL B @CORRELLB2]

TYLER THE CREATOR - EARFQUAKE (COVER)

[Jo Jorgensen @JoForLiberty]

@POTUS The President gives Russia a prolific arms dealer while trying to take away American citizens' right to bear arms.

As an educator let me take a moment to educate -

hypocrite
noun
: a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings

[i like food @messedupfoods]

meat baby

[i like food @messedupfoods]

ice cream sandwich (on white bread)

[gavdog @MeekerGavin]

i swear if y’all haven’t watched this show. one of the best i have seen.

[polly @jackrippners]

the director yelled ‘cut’ but cillian murphy heard ‘cunt’ and went with it

[Andrea More @amore_orless]

My dog hates fireworks (he served in Iraq)

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

if I catch a minion in real life I’m making it smoke a whole pack of marlboro 100s

[m 🥥 @happysadcoconut]

They’re so real for keeping this fight fair

[UnLucky Trashcan𖤐 @EthanOpia_]

Treating myself tonight

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

in case u need to lose a boner fast