Miko

Chief Vibes Officer 🌹

[Miko @Meeks4Weeks]

They call me Subway sandwich cause my bread long

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[Miko @Meeks4Weeks]

Is what I would say if I was in Anchorage

[Miko @Meeks4Weeks]

Anchorage I am inside you

[Miko @Meeks4Weeks]

Anchorage I am inside you

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐧

[We want brian back @wewantbrianback]

Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.

[Le Cinéphiles @LeCinephiles]

BREAKING: Christopher Nolan teases upcoming ‘OPPENHEIMER’ marketing push:

“Let’s just say we’re dropping… something real soon.”

[Miko @Meeks4Weeks]

@3ikuobaj We potentially survive another purge

[Miko @Meeks4Weeks]

@Suns Truly one of the Suns players of all time

[Miko @Meeks4Weeks]

@Longjohnsluggz

[Miko @Meeks4Weeks]

@DaveCash0527 @overlinenetwork @Jussike12345678 @AOCpress @elonmusk

[Miko @Meeks4Weeks]

@KingGunner_ @jeff_mac9 @AndrewLeezus The twins are Mikal and Cam Johnson

[ichiban’s intern @tunecchii]

@raptalksk

[2 blinis 1 borscht @runolgarun]

please be safe out there on the roads tonight! most of our officers are drunk driving as we speak

[Sammy @Elizabe20531901]

@LocalBateman

[Miko @Meeks4Weeks]

@btdecember13 @ironlungblessed @vidsthatgohard I have a contact within the government that has informed me this is a false flag operation by Antifa

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Twitter right now

[adrian mail wife @male_wife_]

i am not kidding i have been trying to find this video for months

[🦢 @kayswan_]

me: i just smoked

IDIOT FRIEND: "was it indica or sativa?"

me: bro it was fucking crack

*dies of crack overdose*

*ambulance comes and brings me back to life*

me: holy shit wtf happened

paramedics: u smoking too much crack my boy 😂😂😂😂

me: damn. where my crack at tho

paramedic: *dies*

me: i guess i know where the rest of my crack went 😂😂😂

other paramedic: actually he had a serious history of heart problems and just had a heart attack

me: bruh

other paramedic: nah jk bro smoked ALL of your crack

me: that fucking fiend. anyway please dont charge me for saving my life

paramedic: why shouldn't i?

me: cuz i need to buy more crack mf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

paramedic: ZOOWEEMAMA

rowley: wtf mike did u jus steal my joke

me: yeah

jeff kinney: yeah buddy ur getting sued for $500m

me: wtf 🤯 how am i going to buy anymore crack now???

el chapo: did someone say crack?

the 3 CIA vans all parked outside my house because they were going to commit a sting operation on me: EL CHAPO FREEZE U ARE UNDER ARREST FOR LIKE EVERY CRIME EVER

el chapo: zooweemama 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭

The End.